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So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"
Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008
A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.
Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"
Sargasm by roaring17s February 13, 2019
Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."
sargasm by Ben Frey May 26, 2006

Stargasm 

A stargasm is when you see a shooting star you weren't expecting and get excited. Typically you'll gasp or make a weird sound upon seeing the shooting star.
*Couple watching stars*

Girl: "GASP!"

Dude: "Uhh what just happened?"

Girl: "Did you just see that shooting star? I think I just had a stargasm!"
Stargasm by DirtyOldHippie November 21, 2014

stargasm 

Experiencing intense physical pleasure after meeting a Movie, TV or Rock star.
Will: Dude, why is John screaming and writhing on the floor?

Renz: He just met Justin Beiber at Bed, Bath and Beyond. He's having a stargasm.
stargasm by Willyummm July 23, 2010
The person who initiates the sargasim (the sarcastic orgasm).
Person A says "Your SO cool man (said in a sarcastic tone)."

Person B says "Stop being such a sargasmo"
sargasmo by Urban Pirate Gen October 7, 2009