Definitions by lightningbaroness
permahot
Person 1: Tom Hardy's in a new movie?
Person 2: Yeah, with the permahot Gary Oldman.
GQ: Here we see Joseph Gordon-Levitt demonstrating the versatility of the tie with permahot Claudia Schiffer.
Me: Classic men's shoes? That shit's permahot.
Person 2: Yeah, with the permahot Gary Oldman.
GQ: Here we see Joseph Gordon-Levitt demonstrating the versatility of the tie with permahot Claudia Schiffer.
Me: Classic men's shoes? That shit's permahot.
permahot by lightningbaroness September 6, 2012
wikipedia regurgita
Teacher: "Okay kids, I want you to write a history of World War II and I don't want any wikipedia regurgita."
wikipedia regurgita by lightningbaroness December 1, 2010
ass-clap
An ass-clap is the proper term for a the following action.
You see your best friend. You proceed to high-five your best friend. As your palms connect, continue on to slap your friend on the ass cheek. Proceed to bask in the awkward awesomeness.
Great for making a pass at your straight/gay teammates after a score.
Also the ultimate show of complete adjustment to your friend and the ultimate hand-shake/high-five no one dare copy.
You see your best friend. You proceed to high-five your best friend. As your palms connect, continue on to slap your friend on the ass cheek. Proceed to bask in the awkward awesomeness.
Great for making a pass at your straight/gay teammates after a score.
Also the ultimate show of complete adjustment to your friend and the ultimate hand-shake/high-five no one dare copy.
VOLLEYBALL/ BASKETBALL/VIDEO GAMES/ANY GAMES
Ambiguously Gay Friend 1: HELLZ YEAH, SCORE!!
Ambiguously Gay Friend 2: ASS-CLAP!
Ambiguously Gay Friend 1: HELLZ YEAH, SCORE!!
Ambiguously Gay Friend 2: ASS-CLAP!
ass-clap by lightningbaroness May 8, 2010
bastard-punch
Dude 1: "Hey what happened to Plympton?"
Dude 2: "Called Alex a whore."
Dude 1: "So she bitch-slapped him?!"
Dude 2: "Worse. Bastard-punch."
Dude 1: "Damn."
Dude 2: "Called Alex a whore."
Dude 1: "So she bitch-slapped him?!"
Dude 2: "Worse. Bastard-punch."
Dude 1: "Damn."
bastard-punch by lightningbaroness March 1, 2010
spazgasm
n. A term used to call the phenomena of spazzing out and an orgasm combined.
This is a very common phenomenon among fangirls and fanboys whenever they see, hear or sense the object of their obsession.
A spazgasm is very similar to spazzing out but is caused due to fan-related stimuli.
The symptoms of a spazgasm are hyperventilation, screaming, flailing, twitching, jumping. Most of the symptoms of hysteria, actually. And is always followed by a feeling like you're about to faint.
In other words, it's completely normal and okay.
This is a very common phenomenon among fangirls and fanboys whenever they see, hear or sense the object of their obsession.
A spazgasm is very similar to spazzing out but is caused due to fan-related stimuli.
The symptoms of a spazgasm are hyperventilation, screaming, flailing, twitching, jumping. Most of the symptoms of hysteria, actually. And is always followed by a feeling like you're about to faint.
In other words, it's completely normal and okay.
Fanboy: Dude! That show was so off the f*cking chain!!!
Fangirl: Absolutely, I think I had a multiple spazgasm after just the light show!
Fangirl: Absolutely, I think I had a multiple spazgasm after just the light show!
spazgasm by lightningbaroness January 1, 2010