spatchy spatch

Another word for a spatula

Watching my BF cook dinner while I stand here with my spatchy spatch ready to stir something

by Blouis775 January 5, 2020

Spatch

The tuft of hair located in the small of the back, just above the crease.

"Dude, you have a the hairiest Spatch I have ever seen!"

by Aaron Billings January 5, 2009

spatch

the piece of skin between the asshole and pussy

i nutted on her spatch

by nutstain40 June 3, 2003

spatch

the area between the testicles and anus

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Spatchy

An adjective describing the quality of a food one craves that cannot be accurately described with other adjectives. A word describing the craving for something specific, yet unknown.

I'm craving something spatchy

by Happy Bees May 6, 2011

Spatch

Male ejaculate that has been inside a vagina and is in some manner released back outside of it.

Did you see that spatch all over her leg?

by JayLum March 18, 2010

Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.

Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day

by Drippy MC August 25, 2008