spatchy spatch 

Another word for a spatula

Watching my BF cook dinner while I stand here with my spatchy spatch ready to stir something

spatchy spatch by Blouis775 January 5, 2020

Spatch 

The tuft of hair located in the small of the back, just above the crease.

"Dude, you have a the hairiest Spatch I have ever seen!"

Spatch by Aaron Billings January 5, 2009

spatch 

the piece of skin between the asshole and pussy

i nutted on her spatch

spatch by nutstain40 June 3, 2003

spatch 

the area between the testicles and anus

spatch by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Spatchy 

An adjective describing the quality of a food one craves that cannot be accurately described with other adjectives. A word describing the craving for something specific, yet unknown.

I'm craving something spatchy

Spatchy by Happy Bees May 6, 2011

Spatch 

Male ejaculate that has been inside a vagina and is in some manner released back outside of it.

Did you see that spatch all over her leg?

Spatch by JayLum March 18, 2010

Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.

Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day

Spatch-bagel by Drippy MC August 25, 2008