spatchcock

A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit

(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)

by Sean February 26, 2004

spatchcock

reddening of the penis after beating off with a spatula

Damn my penis hurts, but it was worth it.

by Blake D October 7, 2003

spatchcock

The act of a (flexible) person with both breasts and a penis giving themselves a titwank.

Did you see that video of that hot shemale spatchcocking?!

by iPhil November 22, 2011

spatchcock

the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina

She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock.

by SledgeTheHammer September 23, 2008

Spatchcock

The act of striking a male in the genitals with a Spatula.

Shit son, I done did get Spatchcocked

by Clangers January 19, 2010

Spatchcock

To masturbate so aggressively that you cause harm.

She spatchcocked me so hard I couldn't walk for a week!

by ADignorantium November 29, 2019

Spatchcock

A venereal disease, which can be contracted from chickens. Causes inflammation of the genitals, uncontrollable clucking and pale, spheroid stools. Latin name: avius coitus.

"Hey Dave, why are you scratching your crotch?" "I got thoroughly pissed on a farm last week, and woke up in a chicken coop with a serious case of spatchcock."

by Potassium Procrastinate November 1, 2017