Urban Dictionary: spatchcock

Top definition

A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit

(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)

by Sean February 26, 2004

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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

reddening of the penis after beating off with a spatula

by Blake D October 07, 2003

The act of a (flexible) person with both breasts and a penis giving themselves a titwank.

Did you see that video of that hot shemale spatchcocking?!

by iPhil November 22, 2011

the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina

She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock.

by SledgeTheHammer October 02, 2006

slap your cock so hard the spatch cocked almost pass out with pain

"anyway last night i spatch cocked her and then i had to take her to the hospital...she had 10 stitches"

by Omega Nova May 05, 2006

To masturbate so aggressively that you cause harm.

She spatchcocked me so hard I couldn't walk for a week!

by ADignorantium November 29, 2019