spasmo 

a tik toker who is a spastic gets the name spasmo because of motto motto ( spastic and motto motto mixed )

tik toker: is that a plane?

normal person: no, that’s a cow you spasmo

spasmo by Kara M March 27, 2019

spasmo 

a spaz or spacker

swotting away for teacher like a total spasmo.

spasmo by moochinaround November 16, 2006

spasmo 

A spacker or otherwise debilitated individual.

Vivian you spasmo!

spasmo by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Spasmo 

When people are breaking into your old school friend circle and are "intuitively' reading and undertsnding your group dymanics after 5 minutes ruining the 'energy' they are Spasmo's.

Me: "We were at the party on Saturday night when the drinks session came on everyone got wasted together and danced into the night when that new girl came out from the closet and tried to dance- she bloody well cleared the dancefloor-Spasmo"!!

Spasmo by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

spamollow 

The act of following or friending a random person on a social media site (e.g. Twitter) with the sole purpose of promoting a business or cause. Spam + follow = spamollow

Melanie, a self-described bisexual, latex loving porn star, could not figure out why @WeLoveJesus started following her on Twitter. She hates when people spamollow her, so she blocked them.

spamollow by chicagodom November 10, 2012

spasmanian devil 

one who is so horny and depraved they will have sex with anything and everything they can find at the peak of their sexual lust. Though popular opinion would suggest being a spasmanian devil is a male behavior, studies have shown females to qualify as well. One study placed a male subject alone in a furnished house with hidden cameras. He was given porn and other types of erotic stimuli. The urge to have sex became totally overpowering. In the mayhem that followed he had sex with two couch pillows, three socks, a medium size cantaloupe, a vase, a cherry pie, a parka, and a paper towel cylinder before finally finishing off in the hole of a subwoofer. A female subject was placed in the same test conditions. She got so worked up she had sex with three carrots, a cucumber, an over-ripe banana, a television remote, a Coca-Cola classic bottle, the left handlebar from a 1962 Harley Panhead, and a rolling pin before climaxing with a Prell Guava Shampoo bottle (the concave design with ribbed grip to prevent dropping in the shower.)

Nobody would allow Harold to have more than two drinks at a party. They all remembered the previous summer when, at the Dorfman's pool party he got so drunk and horny he turned into a spasmanian devil and tried to fuck a life jacket, a inflatable water wing, the pool vacuum, Fred Dorfman and Shermie the cocker spaniel.

spasmanian devil by theinstigator January 1, 2014

spazmoid 

A variation on spaz that carries all the same possible meanings.. following in the red dwarf 'gimboid' tradition. Particularly appropriate to nerdy people.

Dude get some friends and stop being such a spazmoid

spazmoid by pdizzler91 June 2, 2011