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The person fellating receives the ejaculate and uncertain and in a panicked state of mind is unsure as to weather spit or swallow. This could be the result of conflict between liking and loathing the tasting of sperm, the pressure to please the felatee, or, the receiver of sperm is unsure as to weather the sperm is in fact swallow-worthy. In any case, some unintentionally gets ingested either way. Usually with a mass of spit.
"I hear you've got a new bird. Does she swallow?" "Yeah, usually, but last night I ate a curry and she hates the taste of curry in my splooge. So, she spallowed instead."
Spallow by Chunderbreath June 25, 2009

spamologist 

someone primarily interested in the technical aspects of spam and spamming, usually with a view to stopping it.
Dick kept getting the same spam so asked a spamologist for help.
spamologist by Barry Hueder October 21, 2010

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A bitch who be sucking Ninetoes cock, and she attempts to swallow but ends up spitting just a little bit in the process, similar to trying to shotgun a beer and backwashing onto the outside of the bottleneck.
On her application for the casting couch she stated she was a professional with the head game, but once she bottomed out on the shaft, and tried to shotgun the load, we quickly realized she was untrained and that she was a Spallower
Spallower by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES January 15, 2022

Forum Spamoll 

Someone who likes to spams and trolls while posting profanity and using emoticons at the same time in a forum.
Matt: Hey man you are such a bitch stop being a forum spamoll :)
Matt: Hey asshole you need to stfu stop being a forum spamoll :p
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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