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sparkarse 

Someone who is really smart and switched-on about stuff - especially technology. Someone who can envision curious opportunities that other people don't see. Pretty much a genius who roars off and leaves people in the wake of their intellect...
"Hey, you know that Harry has just developed this out-of-left-field app that will make phone batteries last 10 times longer? Google have paid him about 200 mill..."

"Oh man, brilliant. That guy is such a sparkarse..!"
sparkarse by bill cauliflower November 1, 2017
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smartarse 

smart-ass (but the Aussie way to spell it. smart-arse)

someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.

usualy ends with the smartarse getting a severe beating :P
guy 1: what you lookin at fool?
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smartarse.
smartarse by honest johnn April 22, 2007

Sorrenti Smartarse 

Sorr-en-ti Smart-arse
-noun

1. To act like one Stacey Sorrenti.
2. To use language in order to seem humorous towards males.

Pioneered by Australian Stacey Sorrenti in 2004, and still in use today in regions of Sydney's Greater West.

Words or phrases used by younger female friends towards older males in regards to every day events, scenarios or situations that have a sarcastic vibe/tone are included under Sorrenti Smartarseness.

Origin:
bef. 1050; (v.) ME smerten, OE -smeortan (only in the compound fyrsmeortende painful like fire), c. OHG smerzanayz (G schmerzenarse); (adj.) ME smerte, smart quick, prompt, sharp, arse, buttocks, behind, butt orig., biting, smarting, late OE smearte, akin to the v.; (adv. and n.) ME smerte, deriv. of the adj.
"But then again, unless it has sex, drugs, or cuban porn, it probably wouldn't blip up on your radar." - Sorrenti Smartarse.

sparkreading 

The act of reading spark notes for a book assigned you by teacher, professor, etc. when you don’t read the actual book
Boy 1: Hey did you read the book the Mrs.Reeder assigned yesterday?

Boy 2: Yeah, I was sparkreading last night and finished it in 20 minutes. How about you?
sparkreading by RedHeadHater42 April 20, 2023

sparktarget

A flamboyantly femme gay youth, the sexual target of aggressive homosexual tops.
Bri-Bri is sure a little sparktarget at the fitness club.
sparktarget by Yamboni June 10, 2010

Smartarse 

Look up customers. Fucks who have nothing important, contructive or intellegent to say and think that they are smarter than you. Did I mention they are rude?
I hate customers. They are smartarses. They think they know everything. They think they are clever. KILL THEM!
Smartarse by Trittrott November 7, 2010

sparknosed 

To be stoned, according to really stoned people in my garage.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, I'm so sparknosed right now! (Dumb Grin)
sparknosed by Elroy Blues December 23, 2005
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High School Liquid 

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