Sparkage

The feeling one experiences before a kiss is imminent.

This feeling of Sparkage comes upon especially with a first kiss and the awkward advances that follow it.

by Ma-Rak February 21, 2009

Sparkage

Sparkage is when two or more people get together and smoke some gas.

Fuckface 1: “Bro do u got Sparkage”
Fuckface 2: “Dialage”
Fuckface 1 : “Ight nah sayin”

by Dialage April 18, 2021

Spankage

To criticise or tell off a group of people. Usually used when giving ones Sylas Marner Coursework.

Sutton: I'm not giving you Spankage

by allthematter March 14, 2009

spartage

A specific type of ownage, traditionally announced by the phrase "THIS IS SPARTA!" and immediately followed by a swift kick to the chest. A spartage is ideally performed on the edge of a cliff or a large well, but if you happen to be away from these locations, bear in mind that an effective spartage is one that creates a considerable mess.

Yesterday as I was walking back to my car, I noticed a cop writing something next to it. He said: "You're in a bus zone, I'll have to write a parking ticket." I stared at him and replied: "Parking ticket? THIS IS SPARTA!" and I kicked him in the chest. Taken by surprise, he fell backwards and landed on the street. He had just enough time to say "What the f-" before a bus ran over him and splattered him across the pavement. (bus-assisted spartage)

by r0ji April 18, 2008

Spankage

A complete thrashing and utter embarrassment.

I know dude, that was a total Spankage.

by MerryEaster December 26, 2010

spankage

1. a fair thrashing given to another team in a sport e.g. cricket

2. a cricket shot that has been hit hard

1. Booth gave Copley a fair spankage

2. He gave that delivery a spankage

by Matthew Lumb October 31, 2004

Sporkage

The verb/adj/noun form of spork. Often used as a replacement for many things.

I really need some sporkage.
Look at that great sporkage!
I'm gonna go sporkage.

by Sporkage March 27, 2003