Noun and verb

A combination of spit and barf. Mostly spit. First starts off by couching a lot until you finally sparf

The act of sparfing
After I eat too much and feel sick I am unlucky. When most people start getting really sleeping I end up sparfing
by That one crazy kid November 25, 2006
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A synonym for zooted, but exclusively for weed.

When you're so fucking high out of your mind that you're on the floor cry-laughing at the dumbest shit, and eating a box full of stale oreos because they're so damn good.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EYEBROWS"
"Dude, you are so fucking sparfed right now."
by cryptidcrackshack August 30, 2022
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A performance (movie, play, or otherwise) that is part spoof, part farce.
Hot Shots, Not Another Teen Movie, Casino Royale (1967)

"Did you see Casino Royale?"

"The new one with Daniel Craig?"

"No, the old sparf with Peter Sellers."
by Typonymous December 25, 2008
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When one projectile vomits out of ones mouth

Like the opposite of starting but out of your mouth.
"O M G Binky is that fake Gucci I'm literally sparfing in my mouth"

"Last night I got wasted and I sparfed everywhere"
by SIRSPARFSALOT October 24, 2011
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