sharf

The feeling that you are barfing out your ass. Occurs frequently after a night of drinking and is usually followed up by dry heaving out your ass.

It sounded like Mary Ann was puking in the toilet, but apparently she was just sharfing.

by Casey Big Balls June 30, 2008

sharf

To have to both shit and barf at the same time.

"That guy is so fugly, he makes me want to sharf."

by hlbndr December 8, 2009

sharf

to shit and barf at the same time, a common symptom of the flu; a more crass version of shomit. A shart will sometimes preclude a sharf, so pray that a toilet is nearby.

"Homey, I have to lay off the Mexican food, especially the tequila shots. I spent all morning on the toilet sharfing my brains out!"

"Dude, you're a sharf monkey!"

"C'mon, don't make me laugh or I'll sharf all over you!"

by Johnny Blanco January 2, 2009

sharf

To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.

Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.

by Kyle August 15, 2006

sharf

one who twitches like a fucking spazzed out cracked out pornstar with a major disorder.

"o look there goes sharf, duck!"(noun)

"i saw her and she was sharfing really bad"(verb)

by krowkrowkrow November 8, 2008

sharf

To consume feces and then vommit it back up after having partially digested it. Common in canines.

My friend's cocker spaniel sharfed on my carpet this morning. It was the foulest-smelling bodily fluid I've ever experienced.

by chuckhammer November 25, 2007

sharf

someone who has sex and gives blow jobs to anyone she meets.

dude, that girls a total sharf.

by holler February 28, 2007