It sounded like Mary Ann was puking in the toilet, but apparently she was just sharfing.

I've been jabbed

"That guy is so fugly, he makes me want to sharf."

"Homey, I have to lay off the Mexican food, especially the tequila shots. I spent all morning on the toilet sharfing my brains out!"

"Dude, you're a sharf monkey!"

"C'mon, don't make me laugh or I'll sharf all over you!"

Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.

Man: i was so sick after eating all that chicken from kfc i went hime and sharfed all over the bathroom floor

Dude, after that party last week, I sharfed all over my car.