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The feeling that you are barfing out your ass. Occurs frequently after a night of drinking and is usually followed up by dry heaving out your ass.
It sounded like Mary Ann was puking in the toilet, but apparently she was just sharfing.
by Casey Big Balls July 10, 2008
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iā€™m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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To have to both shit and barf at the same time.
"That guy is so fugly, he makes me want to sharf."
by hlbndr December 08, 2009
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to shit and barf at the same time, a common symptom of the flu; a more crass version of shomit. A shart will sometimes preclude a sharf, so pray that a toilet is nearby.
"Homey, I have to lay off the Mexican food, especially the tequila shots. I spent all morning on the toilet sharfing my brains out!"

"Dude, you're a sharf monkey!"

"C'mon, don't make me laugh or I'll sharf all over you!"
by Johnny Blanco August 22, 2007
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To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.
Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.
by Kyle October 14, 2004
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When you shat and barf at the same time
Man: i was so sick after eating all that chicken from kfc i went hime and sharfed all over the bathroom floor
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The act of shitting, farting and barfing all at once.
Dude, after that party last week, I sharfed all over my car.
by ParkerScones March 04, 2019
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