spamhammer 

The dick. The cock. The schlong. The John Thomas (etc).

My girl was aching for a spamhammer beat-down.

spamhammer by The Spamhammer March 13, 2010

slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.

Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!

slamhammered by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003

Texas Slamhammer 

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.

“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”

Texas Slamhammer by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018

Spam Hammer 

1. (n) A particularly large and weighty cock. See also Spam Javelin for a slimline version.

2. (n) A person who acts like 1.

1. He wrenched her womb asunder with his mighty Spam Hammer.

2. Dear god man, why must you go about things like such an utter Spam Hammer.

Spam Hammer by Thos February 10, 2005

slaghammer 

male genetalia,the penis.used to pound a slags fanny.
hence slaghammer

i was in a club and took this girl down the back alley and gave her a rodding with my slaghammer.

slaghammer by john boy oliver June 22, 2008

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

slamhammered by Monkey December 12, 2003

Smhammered 

smashed + hammered = smhammered

last night all the girls were Smhammered!

Smhammered by drake drizzy rogers January 7, 2010