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Smhammered 

smashed + hammered = smhammered
last night all the girls were Smhammered!
Smhammered by drake drizzy rogers January 7, 2010
Words you can keep
Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.
Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!
Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

schmammered 

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."
schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

Smammered 

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.
"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."
Smammered by mommabear March 20, 2007

smammered 

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on
"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"
smammered by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

shmammered 

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.
Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place
shmammered by David July 7, 2004

slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.
Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!
slamhammered by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003
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