smashammered 

When you are at the point of intoxication far beyond smashed or hammered.

Man 1: Dude, how was the party last night?

Man 2:I can't remember, I was smashammered last night...

Man 1: I'll just assume it was good.

smashammered by Spencestar March 17, 2011

slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.

Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!

slamhammered by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003

smishmammered 

Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.

Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.

smishmammered by Di Jota February 8, 2009

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

slamhammered by Monkey December 12, 2003

shashamered 

the act of getting way too drunk

heather got shashamered at the party and couldnt even stand up

shashamered by DJ1990 October 12, 2012

Smhammered 

smashed + hammered = smhammered

last night all the girls were Smhammered!

Smhammered by drake drizzy rogers January 7, 2010

slamhammered

The state of severe intoxication which transforms normal girls into slampieces for the evening.

- "Dude, she was slamhammered last night and she wanted me so bad."

- "Did you get hit it?"

- "Fuck yeah man! I was ready for round two."

slamhammered by PittPantherGirl21 May 27, 2010