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slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.
Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!
slamhammered by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003

Texas Slamhammer 

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.
“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”
Texas Slamhammer by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018

slaghammer 

male genetalia,the penis.used to pound a slags fanny.
hence slaghammer
i was in a club and took this girl down the back alley and gave her a rodding with my slaghammer.
slaghammer by john boy oliver June 22, 2008

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.
I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.
slamhammered by Monkey December 12, 2003

star hammer 

The top tier individual of any family. The pinnacle of excellence. A nickname for someone who is seen as the only reason a family is well known.

Also known as a Super Rich Bollywood Actor.
Among the three brothers, Hrishi and Kailash were not Star Hammers.

In the Jonas Brothers, Nick Jonas would be the Star Hammer.
star hammer by OkayGotem October 14, 2020

spamhammer 

The dick. The cock. The schlong. The John Thomas (etc).
My girl was aching for a spamhammer beat-down.
spamhammer by The Spamhammer March 13, 2010