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slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.
Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!
slamhammered by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003

Texas Slamhammer 

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.
“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”
Texas Slamhammer by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018

sluthammer 

A legendary tool used by a badass,masterful rock n' rolla to nail filthy and naive young women to the point of mind-melting life-changing pure fucking ecstasy.
Dave Ghrol: Motörhead played fucking killer tonight! Lemmy is a badass motherfucker. He's probably nailing some drunk chick with his Sluthammer!
Lars Frederiksen:Bastard!
sluthammer by Angellicka September 20, 2013

slag hammer

the spam javelin of one who likes to nail commoners
'you think that's impressive? you should see my slag hammer'
slag hammer by das jon July 30, 2006

slamhammered

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.
slamhammered by Monkey December 12, 2003

slagehammer 

The Best Counter-Stike Player on the face of this earth. Yep, it's true. Even better than ksharp.
ksharp is very good, but slagehammer, is much better.
slagehammer by Matt Jones February 9, 2004