spaids
Britney Spears Aids. Spears Aids. A form of aids that you can only get from Britney Spears' Va-jay-jay. (made up)
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SNAIDS
Markiplier has snaids
skaids
Skype AIDS. When your internet connection is so shitty, that it causes other people in your skype calls to crash, force reboots, or otherwise have a generally shitty skype experience from hearing random gunshots, to reverb from hell.
Deru, what the fuck, your internet connection has given me skAIDS. Skype is no longer working. Pull the screwdriver out of your router and reconnect.
skaids by ZadeTheDestroyer December 3, 2013
scAIDS
AIDS contracted orally, or through the passing of bodily fluids by the one and only Alicia (issexy) Scanlan
note* words in brackets only apply for when she has added yourself in her phone for a fuck n chuck
note* words in brackets only apply for when she has added yourself in her phone for a fuck n chuck
person 1: what happened to Taylor i haven't seen him in a week?!
person 2: dude....he got scAIDS...
person 1: NO WAY! damn it alicia's done it again....
person 2: dude....he got scAIDS...
person 1: NO WAY! damn it alicia's done it again....
scAIDS by slutbusters June 29, 2010
Spaisalay
Spaisalay is the most kind hearted and pure person you will ever meet. She cares so much about almost everyone but gets down sometimes. She has a pretty tough life but remains to brighten the day of those who care about her (even if they don’t really know each other). She will always see the good within someone and though they may criticize themselves she will only encourage and care for them. She is a very heart driven person and she knows that’s dangerous, but that’s what makes Spaisalay. She will most likely not expect a urban dictionary of her name because you’ll only ever find one Spaisalay per lifetime, if that. So because yhe saddest people are the people who can’t find their name on keychains or definitions, Hi Spaisalay! I hope you enjoy reading this and have a wonderful forever!!! You’re amazing!
Sqaids
A sexually transmitted squirrel disease. same as aids just with
Sq in front of it.
My advice, don't get freaky with slutty Squirrel.
Sq in front of it.
My advice, don't get freaky with slutty Squirrel.
Sqaids by WhatsUpGmail February 6, 2010
SCAIDS
When one feels ill for a day thinking they contracted AIDS. Used also to describe a person acting weird. Scary one day AIDS.
"Man, I slept with this hooker last night, and I feel kinda sick. I wonder if I got the SCAIDS!"
"John is being weird. I wonder if he has the SCAIDS."
"John is being weird. I wonder if he has the SCAIDS."
SCAIDS by Rofldofl fall October 21, 2008
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