skaids

Skype AIDS. When your internet connection is so shitty, that it causes other people in your skype calls to crash, force reboots, or otherwise have a generally shitty skype experience from hearing random gunshots, to reverb from hell.

Deru, what the fuck, your internet connection has given me skAIDS. Skype is no longer working. Pull the screwdriver out of your router and reconnect.

by ZadeTheDestroyer December 3, 2013

SNAIDS

Aids but for snakes

Markiplier has snaids

by Snaidsman May 28, 2020

Skaish

An old, dying language mainly used in central Europe. However, it is now only spoken by around 10 thousand people across the world.

The origin is not entirely known but suspected to have nordic origins

You speak Skaish? That's crazy, nobody speaks Skaish

by Marek Kowalski April 7, 2021

give 'em the skids

-phrase
1. with motivational intentions.
2. residual fecal matter remaining attached to a toilet bowl post flushing.

sometimes you just got to get out there, do your best, and give 'em the skids!

by m.gutz May 12, 2011

greasing the skids

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.

That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

skidsophrenia

A hacking disorder in which a hacker hacks too "hard" leading into a breakdown in which his thoughts, emotions, and behavior go on a hacking frenzy.

"hey dudeeee... that guy I think has skidsophrenia.. such a skiddddd"

by MCLegend May 13, 2014

scAIDS

AIDS contracted orally, or through the passing of bodily fluids by the one and only Alicia (issexy) Scanlan

note* words in brackets only apply for when she has added yourself in her phone for a fuck n chuck

person 1: what happened to Taylor i haven't seen him in a week?!
person 2: dude....he got scAIDS...
person 1: NO WAY! damn it alicia's done it again....

by slutbusters June 29, 2010