spaffment

A statement of much spaffage.

That is a horrendously Bitchylegendary spaffment.

by Rexington November 12, 2006

spacement

Noun
A basement or room that is on the lowest floor of a house that would be good for the consumption of marijuana.
The room that you are in while being under the influence of marijuana.

We could just go down stairs and get high in my spacement.
or
Wow, this room is turning into a real spacement.

by Im_So_MoNeY69 March 12, 2011

spammenting

When someone spams multiple messages in the comment section of a blog, post, etc., instead of using one large message.

"Did you see what Kevin was doing on my post?"
"Yeah, he was spammenting like crazy!"
"I know, he kept typing his sentence word by word!"

by elpotatosquid November 24, 2015

Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.

"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."

by executecodered March 11, 2013

spaffmonger

A perveyor of ejaculate

That Jude Law is a veritable spaffmonger

by iain December 10, 2004

spamment

A slang term combining spam and comment, referring to unsolicited comments (usually on a blog) containing advertising or other nefarious links.

I love when my blog readers leave comments, but the damn spamments with 25 links to granny-porn sites are really aggravating.

by SJ_Duke December 7, 2006

spazmentarded

A cross between a spastic, mental and retarded...can be used as an insult - person or thing.

"this is spazmentarded"

by Anonymous September 15, 2003