iain's definitions

streaker

A streaker is a bit like a flasher, but instead of just baring their shame for the world to see, a streaker feels the need to run around completely nude. This generally happens at large gatherings, such as sporting events.

James: "Did you see that streaker in the second half?"
John: "Yes, I particularly liked her norks."

by Iain February 8, 2004

CHARVER

A Charver is a sub-species of the human race. Occasionally a perfectly normal family will give birth to one of these creatures. In ancient times, survival of the fittest nearly always killed of these unfortunates. However, thanks to Clement Atlee and the Welfare State, they now have a means to survive. Several different types of charver exist- True Charvers, who have an average IQ score roughly the same as a snail, and find it funny to drink, smoke, sleep with young girls/old men and fight one another. Then there are Scum Charvers, like True charvers, but average at four foot ten in hight, and will only swear at you if they outnumber you twenty to one. There are several other varieties, such as townies, radgies etc. All varieties are native to the North East, especially Newcastle. Charvers are now spreading, and take hold whrever the welfare system can be manipulated.

Examples of charver talk
"Uh, got ten pence for some tabs how"
"Where am a? Idont remember goin to sleep here, man like how"
etc, etc

by Iain December 21, 2004

viratard

The term for an investor of Viragen International on the American Stock Exchange.
Symbol: VRA
This term can also be used for anyone who experiences a 80% loss on a single investment in a year

"Hey, did you see all the Viratards on the message board at Yahoo Finance?

by iain July 22, 2004

Ferien

goat worryer

is he a ferien? Is he a goat worryer

by Iain October 8, 2003

wankface

A cool person, who is also very popular and funny, and looks a bit like Steve McQueen perhaps.

Hey Dave, I wish as much of a wankface as you, you get all the ladies frothing and that.

by Iain February 18, 2005

pure

An intensifier in Scottish slang.

Pure dead brilliant!
She's a pure shag, man!

by Iain January 10, 2005

baw

1. Noun
Scottish dialect slang term for 'testicle'.
Can also be used figuratively as a pejorative term to describe a person. Similar in meaning to arse or fanny when used in the same way.

2. Prefix
Used as a prefix, 'baw-' means of or relating to testicles, either literally or figuratively.

1. "Joe's left baw is bigger than his right one."

1(fig). "Joe, you're such a baw sometimes!"

2. "Bawbag, bawslap bawchin, and bawhands are all examples of words which take the baw- prefix."

by Iain January 10, 2005