iain's definitions

Koti

Koti is Bulgarian for Cunt.

My husband is a koti

by Iain December 21, 2022

rockover

A rockover is the result of attending to many rock shows over a short period of time. Symptoms include: Tinnitus (Ringing ears), tiredness, hearing loss, nausea and fatigue. Other side effects are torn, stolen or dirtied clothing, alarming odours and minor injuries.

I didn't get home until 3 last night, I have such a rockover, I'm going to call in sick

by Iain May 31, 2007

Apathy

It's not important. Don't worry about it.

Fuck now i have to write an example too? This is way to much efffort thatn it's worth. I should complain or something, nevermind. It's to much work.

by Iain March 18, 2005

wankface

A cool person, who is also very popular and funny, and looks a bit like Steve McQueen perhaps.

Hey Dave, I wish as much of a wankface as you, you get all the ladies frothing and that.

by Iain February 18, 2005

existencilism

large, sexxxy word, meaning the universe is a large mass of pointless chaos. based apon the idea that people actually care about their own pitiful reality.

existencilism is a huge word, I'll bet smart people use it sometimes.

by Iain January 10, 2005

bawz

Noun, adjective and interjection.
Variant spelling of 'baws'.
Scottish dialect for 'balls'.

1. Noun
Slang for 'testicles'. Commonly used figuratively.

2. Adjective (pejorative)
'To be bawz' is to be undesirable or unfavourable (tends to only apply to inanimate objects).

3. Interjection
Shows disapproval. Used in the same way as same way as 'Damn!' or 'Shite!'.

1- Joe's bawz were aching for hours after Iain's terrific bawslap.

1(fig.)-
Iain: "I kicked Joe's ass at Tekken last night!"
Joe: "Don't talk bawz! You've never beaten me at Tekken, you're crap!"

2- That car is bawz, it can only do 30mph!

3- Bawz! You beat me again!

by Iain January 10, 2005

pure

An intensifier in Scottish slang.

Pure dead brilliant!
She's a pure shag, man!

by Iain January 10, 2005