Scaff

a "person" who is in desperate need of a wash. They tend to be very dirty and smelly. They think drugs are the only way forward and have no hope in life.

david ritchie is the biggest scaff in the world

by iain April 05, 2003

Koti

Koti is Bulgarian for Cunt.

My husband is a koti

by Iain December 21, 2022

spaffmonger

A perveyor of ejaculate

That Jude Law is a veritable spaffmonger

by iain December 10, 2004

erection

An upright and firm penis

OH MY LORD! is that an erection he is sporting?

by Iain March 05, 2003

leave me alone

when you want someone to get the fuck away from you, you usually say something that has to do with "leave me alone". usually dded with a curse word such as fuck or many others

leave me the fuck alone

by Iain April 07, 2004

bobbies

another term for the word police.

"just had a chase of the bobbies"

by iain April 05, 2003

puntang

slang term for a girl's private region.

Hey man look over there, you can see jessica's puntang!!

by iain April 05, 2003