iain's definitions

rockover

A rockover is the result of attending to many rock shows over a short period of time. Symptoms include: Tinnitus (Ringing ears), tiredness, hearing loss, nausea and fatigue. Other side effects are torn, stolen or dirtied clothing, alarming odours and minor injuries.

I didn't get home until 3 last night, I have such a rockover, I'm going to call in sick

by Iain May 31, 2007

tilc

when someone behaves like a complete asshole, they are a tilc.

get your shitty hands out of my ass you tilc!

get your shitty hands off my sandwich you tilc!

get your shitty hands off my breasts you tilc!

by iain March 29, 2004

leave me alone

when you want someone to get the fuck away from you, you usually say something that has to do with "leave me alone". usually dded with a curse word such as fuck or many others

leave me the fuck alone

by Iain April 7, 2004

CHARVER

A Charver is a sub-species of the human race. Occasionally a perfectly normal family will give birth to one of these creatures. In ancient times, survival of the fittest nearly always killed of these unfortunates. However, thanks to Clement Atlee and the Welfare State, they now have a means to survive. Several different types of charver exist- True Charvers, who have an average IQ score roughly the same as a snail, and find it funny to drink, smoke, sleep with young girls/old men and fight one another. Then there are Scum Charvers, like True charvers, but average at four foot ten in hight, and will only swear at you if they outnumber you twenty to one. There are several other varieties, such as townies, radgies etc. All varieties are native to the North East, especially Newcastle. Charvers are now spreading, and take hold whrever the welfare system can be manipulated.

Examples of charver talk
"Uh, got ten pence for some tabs how"
"Where am a? Idont remember goin to sleep here, man like how"
etc, etc

by Iain December 21, 2004

streaker

A streaker is a bit like a flasher, but instead of just baring their shame for the world to see, a streaker feels the need to run around completely nude. This generally happens at large gatherings, such as sporting events.

James: "Did you see that streaker in the second half?"
John: "Yes, I particularly liked her norks."

by Iain February 8, 2004

erection

An upright and firm penis

OH MY LORD! is that an erection he is sporting?

by Iain March 5, 2003

bobbies

another term for the word police.

"just had a chase of the bobbies"

by iain April 5, 2003