CHARVER

A Charver is a sub-species of the human race. Occasionally a perfectly normal family will give birth to one of these creatures. In ancient times, survival of the fittest nearly always killed of these unfortunates. However, thanks to Clement Atlee and the Welfare State, they now have a means to survive. Several different types of charver exist- True Charvers, who have an average IQ score roughly the same as a snail, and find it funny to drink, smoke, sleep with young girls/old men and fight one another. Then there are Scum Charvers, like True charvers, but average at four foot ten in hight, and will only swear at you if they outnumber you twenty to one. There are several other varieties, such as townies, radgies etc. All varieties are native to the North East, especially Newcastle. Charvers are now spreading, and take hold whrever the welfare system can be manipulated.

Examples of charver talk
"Uh, got ten pence for some tabs how"
"Where am a? Idont remember goin to sleep here, man like how"
etc, etc

by Iain December 21, 2004

viratard

The term for an investor of Viragen International on the American Stock Exchange.
Symbol: VRA
This term can also be used for anyone who experiences a 80% loss on a single investment in a year

"Hey, did you see all the Viratards on the message board at Yahoo Finance?

by iain July 22, 2004

The Killer

Cool, Former IMMORTAL of The GTASB on www.gamefaqs.com

The-Kille-r

by Iain August 17, 2003

bobbies

another term for the word police.

"just had a chase of the bobbies"

by iain April 05, 2003

puntang

slang term for a girl's private region.

Hey man look over there, you can see jessica's puntang!!

by iain April 05, 2003

Fringe Festival

A Fringe Festival is an event showcasing a selection of shows from small companies.
Shows can range from stand up comics, improv, comedies, farces, poetry, storytelling, or just about anything else that you can perform, givin a venue.
Shows put on tend to be cutting edge, contraversial, eclectic, low budget, and easily accesible by the public.

The Edinburgh Fringe festival is the first, and Largest Fringe Festival in the world

by Iain July 25, 2004

spaffmonger

A perveyor of ejaculate

That Jude Law is a veritable spaffmonger

by iain December 10, 2004