iain's definitions

spaffmonger

A perveyor of ejaculate

That Jude Law is a veritable spaffmonger

by iain December 10, 2004

Fringe Festival

A Fringe Festival is an event showcasing a selection of shows from small companies.
Shows can range from stand up comics, improv, comedies, farces, poetry, storytelling, or just about anything else that you can perform, givin a venue.
Shows put on tend to be cutting edge, contraversial, eclectic, low budget, and easily accesible by the public.

The Edinburgh Fringe festival is the first, and Largest Fringe Festival in the world

by Iain July 25, 2004

erection

An upright and firm penis

OH MY LORD! is that an erection he is sporting?

by Iain March 5, 2003

Galoush

To eat alot very quickly.

"He totally galoushed down his food"

by Iain November 30, 2004

baw

1. Noun
Scottish dialect slang term for 'testicle'.
Can also be used figuratively as a pejorative term to describe a person. Similar in meaning to arse or fanny when used in the same way.

2. Prefix
Used as a prefix, 'baw-' means of or relating to testicles, either literally or figuratively.

1. "Joe's left baw is bigger than his right one."

1(fig). "Joe, you're such a baw sometimes!"

2. "Bawbag, bawslap bawchin, and bawhands are all examples of words which take the baw- prefix."

by Iain January 10, 2005

WINTERDYKES

Ayrshire, Scotland local idiom for indoor clothes airer/drier

She placed her wet laundry on the winterdykes to dry.

by iain September 8, 2004

leave me alone

when you want someone to get the fuck away from you, you usually say something that has to do with "leave me alone". usually dded with a curse word such as fuck or many others

leave me the fuck alone

by Iain April 7, 2004