iain's definitions

nade spam

The art of throwing grenades at the start of a multiplayer game of Call of Duty in order to suprise and kill at least one unsuspecting stupid gamer.

Fucking hell dont move in too quick they'll be nade spamming the right flank.

by iain May 14, 2004

bawz

Noun, adjective and interjection.
Variant spelling of 'baws'.
Scottish dialect for 'balls'.

1. Noun
Slang for 'testicles'. Commonly used figuratively.

2. Adjective (pejorative)
'To be bawz' is to be undesirable or unfavourable (tends to only apply to inanimate objects).

3. Interjection
Shows disapproval. Used in the same way as same way as 'Damn!' or 'Shite!'.

1- Joe's bawz were aching for hours after Iain's terrific bawslap.

1(fig.)-
Iain: "I kicked Joe's ass at Tekken last night!"
Joe: "Don't talk bawz! You've never beaten me at Tekken, you're crap!"

2- That car is bawz, it can only do 30mph!

3- Bawz! You beat me again!

by Iain January 10, 2005

spaffmonger

A perveyor of ejaculate

That Jude Law is a veritable spaffmonger

by iain December 10, 2004

puntang

slang term for a girl's private region.

Hey man look over there, you can see jessica's puntang!!

by iain April 5, 2003

Fringe Festival

A Fringe Festival is an event showcasing a selection of shows from small companies.
Shows can range from stand up comics, improv, comedies, farces, poetry, storytelling, or just about anything else that you can perform, givin a venue.
Shows put on tend to be cutting edge, contraversial, eclectic, low budget, and easily accesible by the public.

The Edinburgh Fringe festival is the first, and Largest Fringe Festival in the world

by Iain July 25, 2004

internet banking

see barclays, but surfing the web.

sorry mom, i know casualty is on, but i need to do some internet banking.

by iain May 19, 2004

viratard

The term for an investor of Viragen International on the American Stock Exchange.
Symbol: VRA
This term can also be used for anyone who experiences a 80% loss on a single investment in a year

"Hey, did you see all the Viratards on the message board at Yahoo Finance?

by iain July 22, 2004