Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.

"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."

by executecodered March 11, 2013

snaffletooth

a particularly bad case of snaggletooth

me: dude, why is that snaffletooth always snafflin' at me?

k-dog: man, eat sschidt.

by scabeater January 18, 2010

SpiffLee

Being Spiffy & Fresh, Being Fly Every Second. You Are Fresh all the time and anytime No matter what the Occasion is , It's Mando for You to be Fresh because Your Just Always Fresh. Your Fly, today , tomorrow & the Next Day etc. You Just stay Fly & Fresh, That's your Hobbie.

Peter: Yo He Has Like Every pair of Jay's that came out , He's Wavy bro.

Kareem: Na son , He's SpiffLee.

by New Superior January 25, 2010

SpiffLee

Being Spiffy & Fresh, Being Fly Every Second. You Are Fresh all the time and anytime No matter what the Occasion is , It's Mando for You to be Fresh because Your Just Always Fresh. Your Fly, today , tomorrow & the Next Day etc. You Just stay Fly & Fresh, That's your Hobbie.

Peter: Yo He Has Like Every pair of Jay's that came out , He's Wavy bro.

Kareem: Na son , He's SpiffLee.

by New Superior January 25, 2010

Spaffle

A random word that is used as a random word when someone asks you to say a random word

Spaffle,(Spaf-ul) "say a random word"

"Spaffle"

by Alex Turb April 21, 2007

Spafeteria

A term used to denote any form of public eatery, restaurant or Café whereby the workers are paid minimum wage and have the same level of pride in their work as a cat licking it's own anus. As a consequence of these factors, the male workers have a tendency to ejaculate in the food they serve and as such, the venue becomes a spafeteria.

This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).

Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".

Products commonly contaminated:

Latte - "Ejaculatte"

Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"

Steve: "Hey man, this burger has some salty asf mayo on it"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"

by Souper Rare July 23, 2022

spaffle

lubing a chick back up by spitting on her pussy

"Damn, this chicks drying up....I'll just fix it with a little spaffle"

by Dippin Dave March 22, 2007