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Spafflete 

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.
"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."
Spafflete by executecodered March 11, 2013
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snaffletooth 

a particularly bad case of snaggletooth
me: dude, why is that snaffletooth always snafflin' at me?

k-dog: man, eat sschidt.
snaffletooth by scabeater January 18, 2010
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SpiffLee 

Being Spiffy & Fresh, Being Fly Every Second. You Are Fresh all the time and anytime No matter what the Occasion is , It's Mando for You to be Fresh because Your Just Always Fresh. Your Fly, today , tomorrow & the Next Day etc. You Just stay Fly & Fresh, That's your Hobbie.
Peter: Yo He Has Like Every pair of Jay's that came out , He's Wavy bro.

Kareem: Na son , He's SpiffLee.
SpiffLee by New Superior January 25, 2010

SpiffLee 

Being Spiffy & Fresh, Being Fly Every Second. You Are Fresh all the time and anytime No matter what the Occasion is , It's Mando for You to be Fresh because Your Just Always Fresh. Your Fly, today , tomorrow & the Next Day etc. You Just stay Fly & Fresh, That's your Hobbie.
Peter: Yo He Has Like Every pair of Jay's that came out , He's Wavy bro.

Kareem: Na son , He's SpiffLee.
SpiffLee by New Superior January 25, 2010
A random word that is used as a random word when someone asks you to say a random word
Spaffle,(Spaf-ul) "say a random word"

"Spaffle"

Spaffle by Alex Turb April 21, 2007

Spafeteria 

A term used to denote any form of public eatery, restaurant or Café whereby the workers are paid minimum wage and have the same level of pride in their work as a cat licking it's own anus. As a consequence of these factors, the male workers have a tendency to ejaculate in the food they serve and as such, the venue becomes a spafeteria.

This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).

Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".

Products commonly contaminated:

Latte - "Ejaculatte"

Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"
Steve: "Hey man, this burger has some salty asf mayo on it"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"
Spafeteria by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
lubing a chick back up by spitting on her pussy
"Damn, this chicks drying up....I'll just fix it with a little spaffle"
spaffle by Dippin Dave March 22, 2007