Space Jesus 

Obi Wan Kenobi

Prequel memer 1:Man I sure do love space Jesus

Prequel memer 2: Are you talking about Kenobi?
Prequel memer 1: obviously

Space Jesus by PonianYoutube July 20, 2020

Space Jesus 

literally just obi wan kenobi.

he looks like jesus.
he acts like jesus.
he is jesus.
he even has the high ground.

be like space jesus.

"its over anakin i have the high ground" - space jesus
"you underestimate my power" - fallen deciple

Space Jesus by yeetus bazinga October 18, 2022

space Jesus 

1. a term that is used to insult or mock the Scientology religion.
2. another name for master chief Halo used to describe how awesome he is

1. Scientology believer: man why the fuck are you atheist?
Atheist: Why do you care?
Scientology believer: cause ur gonna go to hell dumb ass.
Atheist: man, fuck you why don't you go worship space Jesus!

2. Dude space Jesus totally raped those covenant bitches!

space Jesus by Dak-Stax September 5, 2009

Gay Space Jesus 

A nickname for Kaworu Nagisa from Neon Genesis Evangelion due to the fact that he appears to be gay, from space, and jesus

Person 1: Who is your favorite character from evangelion
Person 2: Kaworu Nagisa
Person 1: Oh, you mean gay space jesus

Gay Space Jesus by WaluigiIsAGod March 2, 2017

jesus space 

That awkward distance between two people when one person refuses to have their body touching the other's. Girls will usually do this.

When very beautiful girls hug me, or use their massive purses as an excuse to sit a foot away from me, they're making jesus space.

jesus space by antaikronik March 23, 2009

Leave space for Jesus 

The appropriate space between two people who are a couple. Usually anywhere betwen 3-5 meters.

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Mom: Remember to leave space for Jesus, honey!
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Tessa: Aww, look at Glen and Patricia's substantial Jesus-space.
Cameron: Yeah, they must have a lot of respect for each other
--

Leave space for Jesus by jleinnnca November 29, 2010

Space Battle of Jerusalem

(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.

“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”

Space Battle of Jerusalem by TheSmudge January 14, 2018