Definitions by antaikronik

jesus space 

That awkward distance between two people when one person refuses to have their body touching the other's. Girls will usually do this.

When very beautiful girls hug me, or use their massive purses as an excuse to sit a foot away from me, they're making jesus space.

jesus space by antaikronik March 23, 2009

academic orgasm 

The surreal two or three seconds that follow the completion of a high school paper, science project, etc.

Sensation varies between a rush of euphoria to an actual, rarer, exploding orgasm.

I finally printed out my seventeen-page essay, but the lack of ink interrupted my academic orgasm. So, I got academic blue-balls.

academic orgasm by antaikronik February 11, 2009