Definitions by TheSmudge

Smudgen 

The secret fifth&1/2 color in the rainbow.

Person 1-“Hey what color is that?”
Person 2-“Smudgen.”
Person 1-“The hell’s that?”
Person 2-“Only god knows.”

Smudgen by TheSmudge May 3, 2018

Space Battle of Jerusalem

(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.

“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”

Space Battle of Jerusalem by TheSmudge January 14, 2018