Person 1-“Hey what color is that?”
Person 2-“Smudgen.”
Person 1-“The hell’s that?”
Person 2-“Only god knows.”
Person 2-“Smudgen.”
Person 1-“The hell’s that?”
Person 2-“Only god knows.”
by TheSmudge May 03, 2018
(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.
“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”
by TheSmudge January 14, 2018