Definitions by Dak-Stax

space Jesus 

1. a term that is used to insult or mock the Scientology religion.
2. another name for master chief Halo used to describe how awesome he is

1. Scientology believer: man why the fuck are you atheist?
Atheist: Why do you care?
Scientology believer: cause ur gonna go to hell dumb ass.
Atheist: man, fuck you why don't you go worship space Jesus!

2. Dude space Jesus totally raped those covenant bitches!

space Jesus by Dak-Stax September 5, 2009