Kenobi 

Verb. From the Jedi Draft, "to Kenobi" is to obliterate an opponent with an incredibly long argument that many cannot even find the time to read fully. It originated from KenKenobi, who "Kenobied" his adversaries into submission with his classic mile-long posts.

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He thought he had won the debate, until I Kenobied him with the facts.

Kenobi by Bill Gurly January 13, 2006

kenobi 

Short for Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Kenobi is the unsung hero of the Star Wars saga. His ability to train The Chosen One the ways of the force when he himself was only just completing his own training is astounding. Often not regarded as one of the 'better' Jedi swordsmen, it is easily forgotten that he destroyed Darth Maul as a Padawan learner and also defeated the most potentially poweful Sith Lord in history: Darth Vader (who survived, but lost 3 limbs and was unable to breath without the aid of a machine because of the injuries sustained by Kenobi). General Kenobi (as was his title during the Clone Wars) became famous throughout the Republic for his great piloting and fighting skills but most notably for his ability to use peaceful means in order to discuss issues with the enemy. 'Kenobi the Great Mediator'.

Kenobi: "You were the Chosen One! It was said you would destroy the Sith, not join them!"
Vader: "I HATE YOU!"

kenobi by youknowmyname December 14, 2008

Kenobi 

An awesome Jedi.

Obee-wan-kenobi

Kenobi by RealCheeseLord April 21, 2019

kenobi 

Verb. From the Star Wars movies, "to kenobi" is to tell the truth by using words that mean something quite different to the listener than they mean to the speaker, as in Obi-Wan Kenobi's "Darth Vader betrayed and murdered your father" when Darth Vader, is, in fact, the father of the listener.
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The teacher asked me if I'd finished my assignment, so I kenobied her and told her that I had--after all, I've done exactly as much as I mean to do.

kenobi by FernWithy June 26, 2005

Kenobi 

What Maul screams on Tatooine before fighting Obi Wan on that night

Maul: Kenobiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenobi by I ate your fuckin dick November 29, 2021

Kenobi 

When someone in a group video chat sleeps and they leave their camera turned on, they end up getting watched by the other people as they sleep.

Forgetting to leave the group call because he has already fallen asleep.

Hey, is Allen still there?

I don't think he's still awake, he's not responding for quite a while now.

Oh damn, he just pulled a Kenobi!

Kenobi by elygaga November 29, 2021

Kenobi 

noun
A word for the miscellaneous information and images you find on the internet

I have so much general Kenobi saved to my laptop

Kenobi by AtomicTofu May 13, 2022