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Kenobi-ism

A religion centered around worshiping the fictional character Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars. Practitioners of this religion can mainly be found on r/prequelmemes
David: Do you believe in kenobi-ism?
Jane: Yes, I’m a common practitioner
by PonianYoutube July 13, 2021
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Union Dixie

Song by Tennessee Ernie Ford. This song is commonly associated with William T Sherman memes

Lyrics:

Away down South in the land of traitors,
Rattlesnakes and alligators,
Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
Where cotton's king and men are chattles,
Union boys will win the battles, right away!
Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away! Away!
Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
Away! Away! We'll all go down to Dixie!
Away! Away! We'll all go down to Dixie!

I wish I was in Baltimore,
I'd make secession traitors roar right away!
Come away! Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
We'll put the traitors all to route,
I'll bet my boots we'll whip 'em out,
Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away! Away!
Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
Away! Away! We'll all go down to Dixie!
Away! Away!We'll all go down to Dixie!

O may our Stars and Stripes still wave forever roar the
Free and brave! Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
And let our motto forever be for Union and for
Liberty, right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away! Away!
Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
Away, away, !
We'll all go down to Dixie! Away, away, we'll all go down… to Dixie!
Person a: heritage, not hate! The South will rise aga-
Person b, with a huge ass boombox: *Blasts union Dixie*
Person a: *disintegrates*
by PonianYoutube September 19, 2021
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Pre-Blitz

The zeppelin air raids and urban bombings of Britain during World War I. The name comes from the idea of it being a precursor to the Blitz in World War I, which also was a bombing of Britain.
Person one: my great grandfather served as a German pilot during World War I

Person two: did he take part in the pre-blitz?
Person one: no, he was a fighter pilot.
by PonianYoutube March 17, 2021
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Tuxedo Mask

Someone who does one helpful thing and leaves.

Just like in Sailor Moon, when he throws his signature rose… and does nothing else.
Tuxedo mask: My work here is done
Sailor Moon: but you didn’t do anything

Tuxedo mask: *leaves*
by PonianYoutube September 27, 2021
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The German Empire

A country existing from 1871 to 1918
The German Empire is also known as the 2nd Reich.
The German Empire fight on the side of the Central Powers during the First World War
Person 1: Have you heard of the German Empire?
Person 2: Yes. I am studying it right now
Person 1: OK
by PonianYoutube July 21, 2020
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Home

Where the tap tastes good,

Where pooping isnt awkward ,
Where are your joggers. Where are your joggers
Man: Home is where the water tastes good
Woman: Facts
by PonianYoutube August 6, 2020
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Senator Yoda

A little green midget. He loves to run over kids in his 2001 Honda Civic. He also loves doing obscene amounts of ketamine and using racial slurs towards Minorities. He was arrested in 2019 for performing a mass shooting at the Los Angeles convention center. In prison, Yoda gravely injured his penis with a rock in an attempt to get himself off. Recently though, he has become the senator of Iowa. He said that "eliminate all undesirables, I will".
Person one: have you heard what senator Yoda did the other day?
Person two: yeah, those Furries didn't stand a chance.
by PonianYoutube June 22, 2022
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