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When the dude on the train opens his legs so wide he does the splits sitting down.
Like, you don't have to cut off your balls but no one needs THAT much room
Woman: could you please stop manspreading?
Man: ugh, I just need air for my balls feminist pig!
Man 2: bro, you look like you're getting sloppy from a ghost. close your damn legs.
by PonianYoutube November 25, 2021
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A religion centered around worshiping the fictional character Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars. Practitioners of this religion can mainly be found on r/prequelmemes
David: Do you believe in kenobi-ism?
Jane: Yes, I’m a common practitioner
by PonianYoutube July 13, 2021
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A person who believes in the “Lost Cause” myth of the American Civil War, A myth stating that the south didn’t fight for slavery.

A large majority of neo confederates are lost causers.
History teacher: name one of the things that the Civil War was mainly fought over
Student A:slavery

Student b, a lost causer: no it wasn’t: that’s a lie! It was fought over taxes and the north wanted to pillage the south so the sales for back!
by PonianYoutube August 05, 2021
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1.The land between two opposing factions (usually entrenched) in a war. Originating from the Great War (2)

2. The hellish area filled with shells, craters, corpses and barbed wire between the Allied and CP trenches.

3. The area between the sack and the butthole.
British commander : up and into no man’s land, boys!
British soldier: *groans in pain* i just got hit there by a piece of shrapnel!
by PonianYoutube September 30, 2021
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The capital of both the Eastern Roman(Byzantine) and Ottoman Empire, though the Ottomans called it “ Konstantiniyye”

Was once Byzantium, and the capital of the Roman Empire
Changed to Istanbul by the Republic of Turkey in 1931.
Commonly called “the city”
Tmbg: Istanbul was Constantinople, now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople, been a long time in Constantinople, why did Constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks!
by PonianYoutube September 20, 2021
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A God awful TikTok trend in which degenerates steal toilets, sinks and other crap from public places to get clout. This thing has caused thousands of dollars in property damage and the idiots doing it are too stupid to not show their face while doing such.
I can’t even take a shit at school anymore because of this. What is wrong with people?
Someone: I just had a devious lick
Me: how about I “hit” your face against the MOTHERFUCKING SIDEWALK!?
by PonianYoutube September 24, 2021
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Stick to your word, and if you say something be able to prove/do it
Guy 1: I saw Madonna walking down the street yesterday . She had a corgi.
Guy 2: ight bet
Guy 1: *handover phone with pic of Madonna*
Guy 2: that picture is from the 80s! I'm not stupid.
Guy 1: no! I swear it's real!
Guy 2: looks up pictures of Madonna and find the same pic
Guy 1: oh... uh...
Guy 2:Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash!

Girl one: I could easily beat this game!
Girl 2: have a copy you can play
Girl one: what? I lost? How!? Ugh, I guess I was wrong.
Girl two: Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash
by PonianYoutube January 01, 2022
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