sorrg
Lyra: sorrg.
sorrg by TiredOfCarryingYouGuys February 4, 2024
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oh shit, i'm sorry
What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.
Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
oh shit, i'm sorry by SlickSerpent99 November 12, 2017
Related Words
sorrg • sorry • Sorry Not Sorry • Sorrow • sorrel • Sorry bout it • sorgasm • sorren • soregasm • sorr
Sorry, we couldn't find:
Sorry, we couldn't find: by Thaias October 16, 2018
Sorry bout that..
Sorry bout that.. by YourDoctorGreg March 10, 2022
sorrow
When you feel so helpless and stupid and you think nothing is ever gonna be good again, and even macaroni and cheese taste like sawdust, and you can't even bother to masturbate because it feels too energy-consuming.
sorrow by Well I'm... you know... Urban March 6, 2017
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find:
Is when you type the word l;;0]p;-lkkkm; in the urban dictionary to see the definition of it & it will say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0]p;-lkkkm;
Jake: I want to know what does l;;0]p;-lkkkm; means?
Urban dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0]p;-lkkkm;
Jake: WHAT THE HELL? WHY ISNT IT A WORD?
Urban dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0]p;-lkkkm;
Jake: WHAT THE HELL? WHY ISNT IT A WORD?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: by Some1 @ the internet April 26, 2019
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