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sloppy cunt

Insult for one who fails miserably due to unpreparedness, incompetence, or laziness. Used widely in England.
I said TWO sugars vicar, not one! You sloppy cunt!
sloppy cunt by Teddy Hancock August 2, 2008

Soapy cunt 

A moist or slippery cunt (vagina) usually created when a large penis is put into a vagina. Or a word used to describe a person who is a slimy cunt like Evan Comrie
Soapy cunt by Evan Comrie December 27, 2020

Sloppy Cunt Punch 

The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.

The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.

The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.
Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.

Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!
Sloppy Cunt Punch by Markla January 10, 2008

sloppy cunt

The female sexual organ whether excessively lubricated or filled with the detritus of a previous ejaculation during sequential intercourse; a wet vagina.
"I hate going to a whorehouse and banging away at some sloppy cunt," said Ranger Rick.
sloppy cunt by Tunmy AuGratin February 27, 2006

sloppy cunt

A drinking game invented by Australian university students in the '90s. The loser of each round has to give their best two cards to the winner as well as skull a drink (by preference a pint of beer). The loser is dubbed the Sloppy Cunt until they stop losing rounds whereby the new loser is the Sloppy Cunt. This continues until everyone is munted.
"I just wanted to play cards, but I fucked up and became the Sloppy Cunt."
sloppy cunt by SuperSloppy September 11, 2013

soapy shit cunt 

A slippery fucker. Someone who is two-faced or underhand.
That soapy shit cunt took all the best work for himself and left us all the shit to do.
soapy shit cunt by Twiggy Weed April 3, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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