35 definitions by Tunmy AuGratin

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An acronym meaning Biggest Prick On Earth or Biggest Pricks on Earth, typically refering to a despicable or a despised person or group rather than someone with a large penis. B.P.O.E. is derived from the acronym for the Benign Protective Order of Elks, a fraternal organization.
The bouncers over at Sasha's joint are strictly B.P.O.E., dude.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006
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Pejorative. A male homosexual, so-called due to the propensity of the tip of the male member to become coated with feces during the act of anal intercourse.
Boy George is the king of the brown hatters.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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Noun. A special truss designed for vastly overendowed men so that their penis can discretely hang to the side in their pants. Originally designed by Warner Bros. makeup artist Perc Westmore, with input from costume designer Edith Head, to hide movie star Errol Flynn's massive endowment during the shooting of motion pictures. Flynn had complained that strapping his manhood to his thigh threatened to emasculate him during the making of "They Died With Their Boots On." Flynn had been humilated when co-star Ronald Reagan had snapped his strap during a scene with Olivia da Havilland. The cock slip subsequently became standard issue in Hollywood, worn by such stars/heavy-hung wonders as Milton Berle, Forrest Tucker, Roddy McDowall, and Willem Dafoe.
"In his delicious memoir 'Running with Mr. S,' George Jacobs, Frank Sinatra's former valet relates that Old Blue Eyes wore a cock slip when he made TV appearances in order not to upset the censors. What Frank actually was worried about was shocking his now middle-aged female fans, possibly causing a few heartattacks, as well as scores of failed marriages, lest the ladies get a glimpse of the outline of his huge trouser-mouse."

-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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1. A superlative act of sexual intecourse in which the mind and all the senses are as thoroughly engaged as the sexual organs. So called as the brain is considered north while the gentials are south (Mexico or Brazil); also refers to the fact that the beaver (Castor canadensisis) is the Great White North's national animal, and thus, "Canadian beaver" refers to tip-top or top-drawer fucking.

2. A girl or woman living in the country of Canada, most of which lies north of the 48 continguous United States.
I was up in Montreal gambling and I rassled me up some Canadian beaver!
by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006
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A sexual device such as a "rooster" (cock-ring outfitted with protuberant device) that is designed to stimulate the woman's clitoris during an act of sexual intercourse to abet the female partner's achievement of orgasm. Related word: French Tickler.
"I finally made Alice come last night, Norton. Thanx for letting me borrow your rooster."

"Anytime, Ralphie Boy -- just ask, 'n the clit blipper's yours."
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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A man who will travel a long way across many city blocks to follow a woman to enjoy the site of her buttocks moving beneath a tight skirt or pants. A voyeur.
Pepe followed that bitch down Broadway from Central Park all da way to Times Sqaure, man. That niggah a real ass Arab.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 23, 2006
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