sopenis 

A girl called Sophie who gets called Sopenis because she loooooovessss peni, and giving men erections. Must be a red head to qualify for this delectable title. omnom

Person 1: God have you seen Sopenis, her red pubes are blinding me, like a flame of glory

sopenis by MumBanger101 September 27, 2014

Spenisc 

The answer to a crossword clue where the fist and last letters are already "s" and "c", respectively. Successfully utilizes the word Penis to solve any clue.

Man 1: "What is a 7 letter word for horse?"
Man 2: "Penis"
Man 1: "That's only 5 letters; Plus it already starts with an s and ends with a c"
Man 2: "Spenisc"
Man 1: "Thanks"

Spenisc by Charbickus March 18, 2008

spenis 

A spenis is a spoon shaped penis. This is usually achieved by hitting your dick into a desk until it becomes spoon shaped. Then you can begin plunging into the world of spenising. You can spenis grandmas and pudding all the same.

Grandma: Damn that is quite the spenis
You: Thanks grams, this took some serious desk smashing to achieve.

Pudding: I love the way you plunge into me with your spenis.

spenis by Spenis Lover12 December 28, 2008

spenisc 

penis with a "s" and a "c" in front of it

look over there, its spenisc

spenisc by Prision Mike March 17, 2008

Sapenises 

A legitimate word that can be used on Yahoo's Literati.

Jason just owned Catherine in Literati when he spelled out sapenises.

Sapenises by Jason0 January 1, 2007

Spenis 

Spenis is a term given to a person who's a sick cunt. Spenis' are sigma as fuck and are cool and awesome to be around. There IQ is higher then Albert Einstein and they become millionaires really quick. Spenis is sigma and only pulls 10s which he then uses to make him money. Fuck everyone get money says Spenis.

Spenis will knock u out cunt

Spenis by jordanar150 March 29, 2023

Shpenis 

The selling of people’s souls.

I shpenised someone today.

Hey yo, you mind if I shpenis you?

Shpenis by XxShpenisxX October 28, 2020