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A way of saying Sorry whilst saying Oh My Fucking God (omfg) SorryOhMyFuckingGod. Can also be said using somg (SorryOhMyGod) (omg)

Sue: I Can't afford anything. I cant go to the gym to loose weight, I cnt afford food. My family is skint!
Lisa: Oh really?..
Sue: Yes really. Dont skit!
Lisa: somfg <33

somfg by Stellur February 29, 2008

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Somf

The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.

Kyle: dude that chick is fine!

Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water

Somf by Buster Miller July 7, 2014

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Related Words

somfg • somf • SOMFL • somg • someguy • SMMFGDH • someguy827 • SomeGuyOnline • SOMFA • somftyc

SOMFL

Story Of My Fucking Life

Jen: I feel so lost!
Alissa: SOMFL man..

SOMFL by Jane Doezerzz July 9, 2010

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SOMF

the abbreviation of the expression "Sit On My Face".

SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.

Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.

Tom Daley, #SOMF

SOMF by purpledinosaursrule December 30, 2012

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someguy

one that is. one who chooses to be without being known. the one responsible for most everthing.

who's is that? someguy's.
who did that? someguy.

someguy by someguy March 14, 2005

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Somfin

Meaning "something".

"Hey hey! wanna go do somfin tonight?"

"Sure, man. Wanna go to that party that Kyle's having?"

"Yeah, fo sure!"

YOU CAN ALSO JUST SAY SOMEFIN

Somfin by Veronica Erickson January 29, 2009

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SOMF

Sit On My Face. Term is used to show sexual feelings towards another individual.

Why Sara, dont you want to SOMF today?

SOMF by rimits January 24, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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