somfg 

A way of saying Sorry whilst saying Oh My Fucking God (omfg) SorryOhMyFuckingGod. Can also be said using somg (SorryOhMyGod) (omg)

Sue: I Can't afford anything. I cant go to the gym to loose weight, I cnt afford food. My family is skint!
Lisa: Oh really?..
Sue: Yes really. Dont skit!
Lisa: somfg <33

somfg by Stellur February 29, 2008

Somf

The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.

Kyle: dude that chick is fine!

Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water

Somf by Buster Miller July 7, 2014

SOMFL 

Story Of My Fucking Life

Jen: I feel so lost!
Alissa: SOMFL man..

SOMFL by Jane Doezerzz July 9, 2010

SOMF

the abbreviation of the expression "Sit On My Face".

SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.

Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.

Tom Daley, #SOMF

SOMF by purpledinosaursrule December 30, 2012

someguy 

one that is. one who chooses to be without being known. the one responsible for most everthing.

who's is that? someguy's.
who did that? someguy.

someguy by someguy March 14, 2005

Somfin 

Meaning "something".

"Hey hey! wanna go do somfin tonight?"

"Sure, man. Wanna go to that party that Kyle's having?"

"Yeah, fo sure!"

YOU CAN ALSO JUST SAY SOMEFIN

Somfin by Veronica Erickson January 29, 2009

SOMF

Sit On My Face. Term is used to show sexual feelings towards another individual.

Why Sara, dont you want to SOMF today?

SOMF by rimits January 24, 2009