SOMFA 

Meaning "sitting on my fucking ass". This is something that Comcast technicians in particular do while either waiting to go to another job, or waiting out the rest of the day before going home. Only the most baller of techs may use this expression.

John just got done with his 10-1 install, and now he said he is SOMFA at the bricks.

SOMFA by Anonymous1625 December 3, 2009

fart sofa 

An upholstered couch, settee, or other form of seating, which has been saturated with flatulence to the point that its foam interior permanently reeks and may well have acquired a brownish tint.

I don't mind watching the football game at Joe's house, but there's no way I'm crashing on that fart sofa after everyone's had chili dogs.

On "My Strange Addiction", I saw a woman who eats bits of foam cushion from used couches — can you believe she actually snacks on fart sofa?

fart sofa by FlatusMeister August 23, 2011

somaia

A Turkish Syrian girl who any guy could ever ask for, she’s smart, funny and easy to hang with. She has a good sense of humor and understands sarcasm well enough, somaia and the kitchen don’t go well. So if you ever get a chance to meet/date a somaia do it like she’s the only thing on earth. I bet you won’t regret knowing a somaia ever.

Somaia is like a sun, she shines bright but doesn’t get you burnt!

somaia by Ukanyt February 18, 2020

snortin the sofa 

Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.

Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.

snortin the sofa by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010

Sofaygo 

Blonde haired goat that only makes hits & has accumulated over 1M plays on SoundCloud & other platforms

Sofaygo bitching dem niggas - bruce DEO

Sofaygo by 2fedrn December 13, 2020

sofa king stew peed 

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.

omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him

sofa king stew peed by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021

Sofa Circuit 

The couch crasher develops a sofa circuit of sympathetic or co-dependent friends' places with sofas to crash on. Only losers do the sofa circuit, because they are perpetually broke and too lazy to get a regular job and live a responsible life.

Tim has been on the sofa circuit for a year, crashing at different friends' places till they get sick of him and kick him out, then he moves on to the next friend's sofa.

Sofa Circuit by Sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009