the abbreviation of the expression "Sit On My Face".
SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.
Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.
SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.
Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.
Tom Daley, #SOMF
by purpledinosaursrule December 30, 2012
by rimits January 25, 2009
abbreviated form of the phrase "Sit On My Face"
SOMF can be used to denote domination over another person
Facial sittings became popular in developing countries as a form of sexual intercourse which didnt require condoms. This was believed to be a way to prevent the spread of STD's and prevent unwanted pregnancies.
The abbreviation became popular with college students through the social networking site Facebook.
SOMF can be used to denote domination over another person
Facial sittings became popular in developing countries as a form of sexual intercourse which didnt require condoms. This was believed to be a way to prevent the spread of STD's and prevent unwanted pregnancies.
The abbreviation became popular with college students through the social networking site Facebook.
by purple dream November 18, 2008
SOMF simply means "sit on my face."
The ancient of art of sitting on one's face dates back to the early years of the Ming Dynasty. It is rumored that Buddha himself created the face-sit. However, in recent times, it is most commonly used in the USB. 60% of time, it works every time.
The ancient of art of sitting on one's face dates back to the early years of the Ming Dynasty. It is rumored that Buddha himself created the face-sit. However, in recent times, it is most commonly used in the USB. 60% of time, it works every time.
"Hey, do you know that Vulcz kid?"
"Yeah, guy is handsome af."
"Well, he asked me to SOMF? What should I do?"
"Sit on his face, of course."
"Yeah, guy is handsome af."
"Well, he asked me to SOMF? What should I do?"
"Sit on his face, of course."
by SOMFMasterFlex May 31, 2014
The act of having a woman sit on your face.
Commonly used as a verb though literally it is an acronym
Commonly used as a verb though literally it is an acronym
by SOMF KING October 29, 2008
The act of sitting on your soulmates face (sit.on.my.face) in an effort to relax yourself in a comfortable seated position because your exhausted from all shit you've had to deal with through your current husband(s).
Mary: I'm so tired I can't wait to just sit down.
Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.
Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.
by Whiteboyprobz May 17, 2017
SOMF (Shit On My Face) - an interjection used to describe excitement, rejection or disappointment. Can be used in place of "Oh no," "Oh man," "WTF," etc.
Term popularized by a roller coaster crew in a popular amusement park in Northern Ohio.
Term popularized by a roller coaster crew in a popular amusement park in Northern Ohio.
"I started my period today, SOMF!"
"Your dad rejecting my come-on, SOMF!"
"I'm so glad I gave the professor a lap dance. I got an A! SOMF!"
"Your dad rejecting my come-on, SOMF!"
"I'm so glad I gave the professor a lap dance. I got an A! SOMF!"
by texmex330 February 10, 2009