soidev

Synonym of Soydev. A software developer who drinks Soylent and only follows the latest programming fads while lacking talent or the ability to properly design applications.

Soidev: We are very agile code artisans. We only use the latest Javascript libraries.

by turboautism August 15, 2025

Soydev

The Silicon Valley/ Seattle based soy latte drinking hipster you see at the coffee shop, coding NodeJS on his macbook pro. He only uses a bloated IDE and is too beta to ever touch Vim. This creature will justify his use of a macbook by saying that "it's UNIX based" but at the same time will defend not having a linux machine due to some nonsense reason. GUI everything; it makes him feel safe. #1 aspiration in life is to work for FAANG and will consume any disgusting product or service they sell.

Chad: "August became an IOS soydev because it was hype job title rather than actually being interested in technology."

by ArchUser1001 June 1, 2020

Soydev

Soydev is a type of most abundant Software Developer. The Software he/she makes is always inefficient and uses more CPU and RAM than it should. This person always prefers hard work instead of smart work, Has little or no knowledge of existing solutions of a problem, Comes up with very complex solution for a simple problem and has fear of native and fast programming languages like C, C++ and Rust

NOTE: contrary to many people, Using VSCODE or JavaScript does not you Soydev as those have some valid use cases.

Soydev: Hey, I made App using ReactJS and Electron to download videos from youtube. its only 127MB to download
Chad: Why not just youtube-dl ?
Soydev: What is that ?
Chad: You are such a soydev

by yojimbolol April 27, 2021

sidevertisements

The annoying, and sometimes disgusting advertisements found on the side on myspace, and facebook pages, and is also mostly found while watching porn.

so i was on redtube, and ther was a plethera of bondage sidevertisements! ICK!

by la-x-man12 December 30, 2008

Soydev'nt

One who is not a "soydev" (see the definition of soydev on urban dictionary). Can be used the same way that "soydev" is used, except it is negating the conventional definition. For example, one who is a stereotypical programmer who consumes apple products and using a bloated IDE would be considered a soydev by many people. However, someone who commonly uses Linux and edits their code using vim would be considered a soydev'nt in this case, because they are *not* a soydev.

Person 1: "Stop coding on a MacBook, you soydev!"
Person 2: "Why? Your a soydev too!"
Person 1: "No, I am a soydev'nt."

by Just an anonymous Soydev'nt. April 12, 2021

Soydev

A "programmer" that works at a bich tech company and only knows javascript and HTML. They love IDEs like Visual Studio Code and inefficient frameworks that slow their code down. They represent the majority of "programmers" today and if their numbers continue growing, not one person on earth will know how a computer works by the year 2050 when all the gigachad 1980s C and Unix programmers are gone.

God: "I will give my creation the most advanced brains in the animal kingdom so that they will use them to create great things"
JavaScript soydevs: "My code run at 2 lines per second and uses 3 GB of RAM and 98% of the CPU, but atleast it gets my HTML page with only a title loading!"

by SoydevHater0001 June 21, 2022

Slideville

Noun: Any state of present, past, or future being. Similar to "some type of way" but more encompassing
Example:

Verb: The act of taking part in something

Adj: To convey a description in the affirmative

Noun: "Dam kidd that dab got me slideville.
Verb: "Yo we slideville to the crib?"
Adj: "Ay bruh shorty slideville"

by seniorkihh December 19, 2019