A massive fan of the character John A. Zoidberg from Futurama. Derived from "Soidbert" or "Soidberg", both of which are comedic misspellings of the character's name.
Person A: HEY, did you get your girlfriend to watch Futurama with you last night?
Person B: Yeah. Her favorite so far is Zoidberg.
Person A: I KNEW she'd be a soider.
The realization that there aren't any main characters in the world and everyone has a complex life, thoughts, crushes, relatives, dreams and mind just as your own.
Essentially whilst you're the main character in your life, you're also a background character in someone else's.
The knowledge that both I and you reading this are actual people like the remaining 8 billion of us is making sonder hit me like a truck.
As the unofficial mascot of New York City, Spider Cuz (@spidercuz) is equipped with a Yankees fitted, Timberlands, and Hennessy. He became a viral sensation in New York after appearing on Sidetalk (@sidetalknyc) and calling out his archenemy, Batman
AYOOO YOU SEE THAT MFSPIDER CUZ POUR ONE OUT FOR POP SMOKE?!
a group of friends that make music & art and just have fun
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My name is Tyrone also known as Spider Nigga. I was fucking a radioactive spider thot and for like 15 mins I've been the one the only Spider Nigga. I think you know the rest. I shot uncle Jerome. I shot a bunch of niggas in my hood, ya know typical stuff. Almost got raped by my uncle. Instead of shooting webs i just shoot niggas. I also can dodge child support, no matter how many times i fall down i will always have my hoods back because im the one and only spider nigga.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.