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Sluiceville 

place. Withered town relying on rock-hound tourism to keep afloat. The kindness of strangers pays the wages at the Food and Fuel Emporium as well as Hiram's Hostelry and the trickle-down effect stops the leakage of young adults to the sleaze of the bigger towns in the Greater Gravelbend Region.

Rock collectors and iron pyrite enthusiasts congregate at the sluiceworks where steam-driven donkey-pumps have been keeping the tailings dry since 1846 when the gold ran out.

A new high fence is being hastily constructed upstream from town.

Cheese making and quilt pressing are now the main cottage-industries along with whittlin' likenesses of Grover Cleveland, who was born just up the river.

A gravel-slide that destroyed the saltine factory is surmounted by a cairn constructed of imported pebbles brought to the site by pilgrims after a local trapper had a dream in which he was commanded to build an edifice of stones to commemorate the disaster.

Aleuts have recently built a new seasonal encampment upstream from town.

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Let's take some pebbles up to Sluiceville to build up the cairn a bit. We could get the quilt pressed too if the line isn't too long.
Sluiceville by gnostic1 October 18, 2011
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Slickville 

A little shit hole town in Westmoreland County, pa. A town where every person in the town is related in some way, and no one ever leaves. You live there, your parents live there and your grand parents live there. 3 bars, one little store, a post office and a fire dept.
Those idiot at Slickville VFD let my house burn down!!!
Slickville by hippychick3925 March 12, 2009

Salineville 

A place where there are a lot of dirty kids, sluts that walk the streets, and people who are just proud that it was once in the Guiness Book of World Records.
*girls walking down the street wearing mini skirts*
girl one-I love Salineville!

girl two-me too we can use the salt to bathe ourselves!
Salineville by j2015 December 24, 2010

SLICKVILLE 

Small town full of drunk rednecks that love to raise hell and praise dale.
Redneck-wanna go raise hell and praise dale?
Redneck gf-sure, where do we do that at?
Redneck-good ole slickville Hicksville๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ