borkage

An instance of damage or malfunction, usually relating to computer hardware.

Downloading pirated software from Kazaa and getting a load of viruses will cause much borkage.

by assmaster September 01, 2003

helen hunt cunt

more vile than a regular cunt

she is worse than that, she is a Helen Hunt Cunt.

by assmaster May 23, 2004

battyman

a male who prefers batty, as in ass.

That battyman just shoved his cock in my ass.

by assmaster June 10, 2003

going off like a whale

bringing a girl to orgasm so hard and fast she moans like a whale out of painful pleasure

she was down on all fours going off like a whale.

by assmaster May 23, 2004

flesh wallet

shaved vagina.

damn, in really need to make a big deposit in that chicks flesh wallet

by assmaster May 23, 2004

penis kisser

one who kisses penis

the penis kisser got jiggy with my lippy piper all night and i blasted his face with wet cum.

by assmaster June 14, 2003

cagey fuck

a person who doesn't reveal too much about themselves

that tommy is a cagey fuck

by assmaster May 23, 2004