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Human Suitcases

When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.
Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.
Human Suitcases by JMulan March 1, 2011

softcakes 

when you make a girl cry because things didnt work out.. then u buy her flowers
softcakes of the year goes to adrian kalyn
softcakes by aaron23jordan October 20, 2006

slutcase 

A person who is a cross between a slut and a nutcase.
"Ugh - watch out for that Lisa, she's a total slutcase."
slutcase by shelley7 August 22, 2006
A very attractive ho.
Man, I am real conflicted about taking a slice of those slutcakes she has.
slutcakes by ASSMASTER May 23, 2004

switching suitcases 

Making gangster moves usually involving drugs and/or money and moving them from one location to another.

See the movie Blow.
Coyote: "Meet me at the T.J. border tonight."
Gangsta Me: We gonna be switching suitcases?"

Packing my suitcases

Used as a mid-sentance or post-sentance saying to express the fact that you're getting ready or will be getting ready to go on a trip.
It won't be long until I'm packing my suitcases!