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Human Suitcases

When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.
Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.
Human Suitcases by JMulan March 1, 2011

softcakes 

when you make a girl cry because things didnt work out.. then u buy her flowers
softcakes of the year goes to adrian kalyn
softcakes by aaron23jordan October 20, 2006

slutcase 

A person who is a cross between a slut and a nutcase.
"Ugh - watch out for that Lisa, she's a total slutcase."
slutcase by shelley7 August 22, 2006
A very attractive ho.
Man, I am real conflicted about taking a slice of those slutcakes she has.
slutcakes by ASSMASTER May 23, 2004

switching suitcases 

Making gangster moves usually involving drugs and/or money and moving them from one location to another.

See the movie Blow.
Coyote: "Meet me at the T.J. border tonight."
Gangsta Me: We gonna be switching suitcases?"

Packing my suitcases

Used as a mid-sentance or post-sentance saying to express the fact that you're getting ready or will be getting ready to go on a trip.
It won't be long until I'm packing my suitcases!
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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