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soeed by Lenenenenenenene April 28, 2023
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Insane Seed Posse
an urban myth, or an urban legends, the Insane Seed Posse is said to be a notorious crew of seasoned cannabis " cash croppers ". Who specialize in cropping unique cannabis strains, strictly from seed. Rumored to be made up of former members of the Cannabis Cowboy's (smugglers), Chicago's Underground Express (a high dollar cannabis delivery service), a former high ranking member of the Original Warlocks (a southern biker gang) and several former members of California's " Moss Landing " Crew (smugglers), with possible Mob connections. Areas of operation, rumored to be from New Orleans, to Dallas, to Chicago and as far east as Atlanta. Known convictions: none, as no one will bear witness against them.
Insane Seed Posse by truecrime411 April 16, 2013
behind the seeds
Being high in disney world
Origin: myth that pot is grown in the disney greenhouses which can be seen during the "Behind the Seeds Tour"
Origin: myth that pot is grown in the disney greenhouses which can be seen during the "Behind the Seeds Tour"
behind the seeds by USA2013 November 30, 2013
Sheeda Darbari
Sheeda Darbari is the name given to the prime servile courtier, chief jester and compulsive liar Pervez Rashid from the PMLN party. He is known for making constant lies, cover-ups, baseless allegations and scandals and giving long story telling press conferences while abusing and threatening his power as the Minister for Information/Broadcasting by forcing television channels to cover his conjecture and ambiguous far-fetched outlandish speeches. Sheeda Darbari specifically targets prime time viewers often during peak hours to hijack and troll events or to take the limelight and gloss from others. It is well known that he also instructs bestselling newspapers to publish his spurious articles, comments as to what, when and where he wishes.
Sheeda Darbari is a corrupt politician with a chequered history who exploits reputation management, propaganda, media manipulation and is the PMLN kingpin of spin doctoring. He has a thin disguise of hiding behind his glasses and speaking in very low, soft voice while trying to act polite with a sheepish smile and a ridiculous white moustache. He is a disgrace to the moral and civil society and has also been compared to Hitler’s right hand man Goebbels for his ruthless misaligned propaganda for a brutally corrupt fascist regime.
Sheeda Darbari is a corrupt politician with a chequered history who exploits reputation management, propaganda, media manipulation and is the PMLN kingpin of spin doctoring. He has a thin disguise of hiding behind his glasses and speaking in very low, soft voice while trying to act polite with a sheepish smile and a ridiculous white moustache. He is a disgrace to the moral and civil society and has also been compared to Hitler’s right hand man Goebbels for his ruthless misaligned propaganda for a brutally corrupt fascist regime.
1. Sheeda Darbari is making allegations of tax evasion.
2. Now....Darbari Saab is saying.....Darbari Rashid is saying ....Sheeda Darbari is saying...
3. “The clip on his expensive sandals cost more than his entire outfit,” said Sheeda Darbari at a prearranged press conference for the media.
2. Now....Darbari Saab is saying.....Darbari Rashid is saying ....Sheeda Darbari is saying...
3. “The clip on his expensive sandals cost more than his entire outfit,” said Sheeda Darbari at a prearranged press conference for the media.
Sheeda Darbari by Cricket Buff January 11, 2015
They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds
They Tried to Bury Us but They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds — the battle cry of minority communities across America that explains the reasons they flourish in spite of: racism, gerrymandering, systematic oppression, and initial poverty.
Don’t you know that if you bury a seed it will put down roots and grow stronger.
Don’t you know that if you bury a seed it will put down roots and grow stronger.
Message to The Republican Party from the minority communities of America: They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds. The more you oppress us; the stronger we will become.
They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023
Sneed's Feed and Seed
Sneed's Feed and Seed by sneedomatic9000 March 8, 2019
Skeedo
The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.
Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.
Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.
Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.
Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.
Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.
Skeedo by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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