by Geoffrey Cusic May 11, 2004
Get the sodalactite mug.Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.
by GDSS October 20, 2008
Get the Horizontal stalactite mug.n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.
by Captain Willie December 14, 2008
Get the Protein Stalactite mug.1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.
2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).
2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).
1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.
2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"
3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"
2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"
3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"
by massivehorse April 27, 2008
Get the stalactite labyrinth mug.During excretion, the individual squats over their sexual partner. Before the log breaks off, the aforementioned partner below places their mouth on the poo and begins to suck upward in popsicle-like fashion. The result, a turd dripping downward representing a stalactite from the cavernous sphincter above.
The man promised her ice cream, but the stalactite she was sucking on was like no other fudgesicle before.
by khangulingus February 9, 2010
Get the Stalactite mug.by bal_zak March 8, 2010
Get the vaginal stalagmites/stalactites mug.When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.
by rentahorror May 24, 2022
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