sodalactite
sodalactite by Geoffrey Cusic May 11, 2004
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Horizontal stalactite
Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.
Horizontal stalactite by GDSS October 20, 2008
Protein Stalactite
n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.
Protein Stalactite by Captain Willie December 14, 2008
stalactite labyrinth
1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.
2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).
2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).
1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.
2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"
3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"
2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"
3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"
stalactite labyrinth by massivehorse April 27, 2008
Stalactite
During excretion, the individual squats over their sexual partner. Before the log breaks off, the aforementioned partner below places their mouth on the poo and begins to suck upward in popsicle-like fashion. The result, a turd dripping downward representing a stalactite from the cavernous sphincter above.
The man promised her ice cream, but the stalactite she was sucking on was like no other fudgesicle before.
Stalactite by khangulingus February 9, 2010
vaginal stalagmites/stalactites
vaginal stalagmites/stalactites by bal_zak March 8, 2010
salty stalactite
When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.
salty stalactite by rentahorror May 24, 2022
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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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