Stalactite

During excretion, the individual squats over their sexual partner. Before the log breaks off, the aforementioned partner below places their mouth on the poo and begins to suck upward in popsicle-like fashion. The result, a turd dripping downward representing a stalactite from the cavernous sphincter above.

The man promised her ice cream, but the stalactite she was sucking on was like no other fudgesicle before.

by khangulingus February 9, 2010

stalactite

A wad of toilet paper, shit, and ass hair that hangs around the outside of your crap cavern. They sometimes cause pain during removal. Can also get in the way if you're trying to stick something up there.

I pulled out some of my butt hair trying to remove the stalactites I've accumulated.

by Jingleman August 20, 2008

Stalactite

a sperm icicle

"last night I hung a giant stalactite from the roof of my girlfriend's mouth."

by colonel Hogan May 20, 2003

Stalactite

Nose gold that hangs from the bottom of a desk in an office environment. May sometimes be found forming on the walls of cubicles. Formed regardless of whether a spectator is present. Sometimes contains trace amounts of fecal matter and/or ball cheese. Typically removed from the human nasal cavity, just shy of the brain, by stubby fingers.

After scratching his taint in front of an innocent bystander, Owen picked some nose gold and decided it would be a good idea to add to his stalactite farm under his cubicle desk.

by UndertheDeskTrade October 23, 2020

Stalactite

A shin buster. What you might trip on while spelunking.

"Millions of stalactites incising my knees !!"

by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003

stalactite labyrinth

1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.

2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).

1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.

2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"

3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"

by massivehorse April 27, 2008

Horizontal stalactite

Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.

What is that under your desk Jimmy?
Oh that's just my horizontal stalactite Mum.

by GDSS October 20, 2008