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sock fuck 

1) The fucking of a chick with a sock covering the penis in order to prevent pregnancy when you dont have a condom.
2) Also to be used as an inslult to do in a friends ear, and only in the ear anywhere else is sorta gay.
1)Guy: hey honey sorry but i dont have any condoms so you think i can just sock fuck you

Girl: yeah thats ok

2)Curt: brendan, give me back my deal card and stop cheating or god help me i will sock fuck you straight in the ear

Brendan: geez, chill out thats nasty...fag

fuck sock 

Any sock, usually worn througout that day, in which you shoot your load into while masturbating to a raunchy porn.
Dude, I just found Fitzy's fuck sock stuffed between the bed matress, SICK!!!
fuck sock by Nick June 19, 2006

Fuck sock 

A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.
"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."
Fuck sock by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Fuck Sock 

A fuck sock is a term used be people who fuck there socks, or like to use socks as a condom.
"Oh hey man I love my fuck sock its better than my dads ass."
"Hey girl let me put on a fuck sock before the sex"
Fuck Sock by RTYF April 4, 2020

fuck sock 

a vagina or just the crusty jizz rag your mama found.
Your mama's fuck sock smells like my man juice.
Your mama found my fuck sock in your sisters room
fuck sock by Dstyle April 2, 2008

Al jabber fuck sock 

The term for frederiks fat cum sock
I love the smell of al jabber fuck sock
Al jabber fuck sock by Dr clambert November 22, 2021

sock fucker 

Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.
Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.
sock fucker by Top Gunt June 3, 2004
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murderhobo 

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