sock blocked

Being interrupted mid-masturbation. Can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.

I was almost finished choking the chicken when my brother barged into my room and sock blocked me.

sock blocked by MylesMad May 8, 2015

sock blocked

The act of placing a sock on the door of your college dorm, preventing your room mate from entering

johnny- hey jimmy, it's four in the morning, what are you doing in the hallway?

jimmy- larry finally got in mary's pants so he sock blocked me

sock blocked by long night alright December 29, 2010

Sock Blocked

To have placed a large quantity of dirty laundry in front of all possible exits, making it impossible to leave the "sock blocked" room.

Skyler: Let me clear out the middle of the room.

Meghan: Sounds good. Put the laundry by the door.

Skyler: How do we get out?

Meghan: I don't know. We just sock blocked ourselves.

Sock Blocked by Skitlles&Meggles July 14, 2011

sock blocker

a person who who stops 2 or more people from a physical fight.

The teacher was a sock blocker when she stopped two middle school students from fighting each other at the local park.

sock blocker by awesomeword_person April 17, 2010

SockBlocked 

When your wife bust you while you are rubbing one out.

She busted me rubbing one out last night. Dude you were sockblocked.

SockBlocked by Phinger November 19, 2016

spockblocked 

indirectly (through the use of clever words or space/time paradoxes) stopping a friend from getting laid or finishing the sex, if he does get laid.

You: Dude, you should jerk it before she comes over tonight, just in case you get laid. She'll think you last longer!

*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!

spockblocked by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011