spockblocked 

indirectly (through the use of clever words or space/time paradoxes) stopping a friend from getting laid or finishing the sex, if he does get laid.

You: Dude, you should jerk it before she comes over tonight, just in case you get laid. She'll think you last longer!

*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!

spockblocked by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011

SockBlocked 

When your wife bust you while you are rubbing one out.

She busted me rubbing one out last night. Dude you were sockblocked.

SockBlocked by Phinger November 19, 2016

Spockblock 

The act of interrupting a male friend's "game" by an egregious demonstration of nerd-specific knowledge.

(First heard on "The Bob and Tom Show, 2/1/07)

"I was about to get her digits when Poindexter here pulled the spockblock by announcing we had 5 minutes to get home for Babylon 5..."

Spockblock by Jordan Owen February 4, 2007

shockblocker 

Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.

I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

Stop being a shockblocker.

shockblocker by Shanette August 23, 2007

Spotblocked

When spotify interrupts your music session with a stupid ad.

John: Yeah, nest song is awesome
Spotify: Now on spotify premium...
John: Fuckin' spotblocked!!!

Spotblocked by DonutsAreForTheWorld October 14, 2016

Spock Blocked 

Resulting condition: In which Kirk endeavored to learn Lt. Uhura’s first name and was defeated upon learning of her continuing relationship with Commander Spock.

Likewise;

Commander Spock’s surprising kiss with Lt. Uhura on the transporter, leaving a flabbergasted Kirk to look on in surprise.

All definitions under stipulation of Star Trek, the 2009 film directed by JJ Abrams.

In normative terms: Receiving rejection from a girl because of a pre-existing relationship or partiality with/to another, completely expected guy.

Not to be confused with the term spock block, which denotes that Spock is the one being blocked and not Kirk.

{After having been turned down, a guy returns to his friends, all of which then watch another, much less 'qualified' male approach the woman, ready to laugh at his impending failure. When she leaves with him, all the friend's buddies have a laugh at his expense, calling out "Spock Blocked!" in mocking tones.}

Spock Blocked by zeldafire May 21, 2010

Spockblock 

The act of punching holes in someone's argument or idea by way of pointing out how illogical it is.

I wanted to become an actor, but my father spockblocked me.

Spockblock by Malion January 14, 2008