soberxiety

anxiety about the lack of alcohol that has been in the blood stream.

ah! im about to loose it from this intense soberxiety! i havent gotten blitzed in five days!

by drunky pants mcgee February 5, 2009

Sobriety Dysphoria

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober

I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 28, 2021

Sobriety

What you suffer from lack of alcohol. Symptoms are such things as remembering where you live, walking straight, being able to have a conversation without breaking down into fits of laughter, etc...

Dude, i haven't had a drink in three hours... i'm starting to get symptoms of sobriety

by Neo-Generation November 6, 2003

Sobriety Test Fear-Fail

The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.

Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...

by YAWA March 16, 2019

Sobriety Divide

The real or imagined social/metaphysical distance between the intoxicated and the sober.

The officer struggled to divine the driver's mumblings. She could not translate his words or intentions, the sobriety divide was too vast.

by ericmanoa September 4, 2013

sobriety

the state in which everything sucks.

"fuck man, this sobriety thing bites...i can remember everything, and walk...and speak clearly!"

by Adalae September 8, 2007

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003