soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003

sober

A state in which you are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance.

When you aren't drunk, stoned, or tripping.

by Evil Bella March 05, 2005

Sober

The unpleasant state between drinks.

I am sober unfortunately!

by keifermail September 06, 2009

Sobering

something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.

"You are utterly SOBERING"

by Kat and Henry November 05, 2005

Sober

Not drinking alcohol. This term does not apply to drugs.

"I'm sober but I sure ain't clean!"

by Flopings March 25, 2017

sober

son
of
a
bitch
everything's
real

Tom was sober for 12 hours

by Haiwood Jablome March 12, 2009

soberize

The ablility to fight drunkenness and become more awake and able to function with out help.

After a long night of heavy drinking, Kevin was able to soberize, and was able to stay up the rest of the night and party on.

by Kevin E. May 15, 2006