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snarkfest

A Blog term that means feasting on the words or comments within a Blog by others in the Blogosphere
Such as when a news item or story, placed by another to snare another Blogger into smearing the discussed article as fallacious and then attacking the Blogger as a liar
by james e. colby January 16, 2005
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Smarmy Little Snarkfest

A very ornery, haughty, or arrogant person. Someone who is always sarcastic, or thinks they are the shit.
That girl Devan is such a smarmy little snarkfest. She's always giving me sass.
by potatoking June 17, 2010
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Snorefest

There's no way I'm coming to the Chelsea game. It'll be a complete snorefest.

Did you go to the party last weekend? It was a snorefest of epic proportions.
by nader0102 October 2, 2008
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snarkastic

(adjective) a mixture of snarky and sarcastic, which leans even further into the sarcastic realm with a caustic undertone.
The snarkastic tone of his blog posts left people confused as to whether he was trying to be funny or was just excessively bitter.
by iamdonte October 17, 2005
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Snarkster

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and higher educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth growing into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
by Buffeteria March 24, 2011
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Snarkfeud

A friendship masquerading as long-term mutual hatred by way of snark.
Becky: let me reiterate: i hate you, Dan.
Dan: You don't hate me. You "hate" me. Don't be afraid to admit it.
Becky: Okay, fine, lol.
Dan: This is the second longest snarkfeud in my life.
by Granite State February 23, 2011
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snarkastic

Given to the use of satirical wit containing a little dash of pure evil.
No matter how hideous looking a child actually is, one must always avoid snarkastic remarks about the hideousness when around the child's parents.
by kirupa January 6, 2013
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