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Snorevette 

A term used by Dodge Challenger Demon owners to describe the relatively slow Corvette.
If most car drivers call a Corvette a Snorevette the Vette will quickly blow them away.
Snorevette by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017

snoozefest 

An event, discussion, or meeting so boring it causes one to extemporaneously nap.
I was hoping to witness some fistfights at my family reunion, but it turned our to be a snoozefest.
snoozefest by Pete Corradino September 23, 2003

Snorelet 

The calm, low-decibel snore your spouse makes while drifting off to sleep, after which follow the cacophonous thunder snorts that rattle the whole fucking bed and knock the pictures off the walls.
It wasn't long before I heard the first snorelet, which sent me reaching for the earplugs.
Snorelet by Rollo & Biff January 7, 2008

Swolefest 

(n)1.When someone, typically a male, works out longer than the average person would.
2. Someone who is very muscular and thus referred to as "Swolefest" because of said musculature.

(v) the process of the swolefest
Guy 1: Whoa that dude is huge.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has been swolefesting for like 3 hours.

Girl 1: I love a guy that has muscles.

Girl 2: Yeah, I love it when my man goes on a swolefest!
Swolefest by College Professional December 3, 2009

snotfest 

A collective term for when a group of people (e.g. family, work colleagues) who are co-located suffer from a bad cold that results in copious sneezing and excessive nasal mucus.

Basically, a festival of snot.
We were supposed to go to Alton Towers at the weekend but the family had a snotfest so we had to cancel.
snotfest by tony21 January 4, 2008

snorchestra

The additive effect of two or more people snoring which creates a would-be symphony.
The soft tone of Matt's snore coupled with Adam's deep roar created quite the snorchestra.
snorchestra by llerrah January 17, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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