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Frosty the SnoWoman 

"Frosty the SnoWoman" is an adult Comedy (R) version of "Frosty the Snowman".......except for she melts if someone sleeps with her. Frosty the SnoWoman was created by Writer and Director: Rev. Lord Alexis Victoria Mason also know as #AlexisMason on December 20th, 2022.

As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......

The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....

Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....

That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
They are making a sequel to "Frosty the SnoWoman" i wonder if she'll turn into a puddle this time.....

Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....

I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....

Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
Frosty the SnoWoman by #AlexisMason December 20, 2022

antarctical snowman 

A large, furry, albino ape-man that is native to the south pole. This is why the United States government forbids trespassing in Antarctica. So next time you are boating in the Antarctic Ocean do NOT go ashore!
Sadly, due to global warming, the Antarctical Snowman will probably be extinct before we are all forced to move there. But, if you do see one, don't call it abomnimable, because that is politically incorrect.
antarctical snowman by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

Meat Snowman Surprise 

A “Meat Snowman Surprise” is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend’s baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, and then wake up to a meat snowman in your kitchen.
Gumball: I’m not sure searching online for “meat snowman surprise” will yield the most constructive results!

twizted snowman 

TwiztedSnowman is the Microsoft gamer-tag of a Legendary gamer. They say he is one with the matrix and a destroyer of virtual worlds. No one knows who he is outside of the virtual realm.
If you fuck with Twizted Snowman your gonna have a bad time. He is the Alpha
twizted snowman by TwiztedSnowman December 30, 2019

melted snowman 

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.
Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.
melted snowman by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

nigger snowman 

Term from "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee; a dirt snowman.
"Jem I ain't ever heard of a nigger snowman before "
nigger snowman by Big moist December 16, 2015