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.......yeah.......I was scrambling my eggs this morning..........
I'd like to scramble her eggs......
I'd like to scramble her eggs......
by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021
Get the Scrambling my eggs mug.We went to Thailand to go score some Asian Cloogy.......
I went to the Strip joint and saw some Asian Cloogy....
I got some Asian Cloogy last night.....
I went to the Strip joint and saw some Asian Cloogy....
I got some Asian Cloogy last night.....
by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021
Get the Asian Cloogy mug."Soy Bitch" was first discovered by #AlexisMason from the Elon Musk owned website called Twitter on December 14th, 2022. A commentator by the name of Steve Inman first used the term "Soy Bitch." The video showed a scrawny guy trying to act tough and assault a cameraman....when the cameraman then pepper sprayed the assailant....the bully turned into a crying little Soy Boy.....
Soy Bitch is in the same realm as Soy Boy....
A male that claims he doesn't eat meat.......can be a Soy Bitch
A person that eats alot of Soy products can be a Soy Bitch
Someone that is acting like a pussy ass bitch can also be considered a Soy Bitch
A Gay guy that is the bitch in the relationship who is vegan may also be called a Soy Bitch
I don't make the rules....i just write down what i see........soy bitch
Soy Bitch is in the same realm as Soy Boy....
A male that claims he doesn't eat meat.......can be a Soy Bitch
A person that eats alot of Soy products can be a Soy Bitch
Someone that is acting like a pussy ass bitch can also be considered a Soy Bitch
A Gay guy that is the bitch in the relationship who is vegan may also be called a Soy Bitch
I don't make the rules....i just write down what i see........soy bitch
This guy was acting all tough until he got pepper sprayed and turned into a Soy bitch
.....let's put this guy in the Octagon and see if he is a Soy Bitch or not....
......how many Soy Bitches does it take to screw in a light bulb?........we don't know......
.....let's put this guy in the Octagon and see if he is a Soy Bitch or not....
......how many Soy Bitches does it take to screw in a light bulb?........we don't know......
by #AlexisMason December 14, 2022
Get the Soy Bitch mug."Frosty the SnoWoman" is an adult Comedy (R) version of "Frosty the Snowman".......except for she melts if someone sleeps with her. Frosty the SnoWoman was created by Writer and Director: Rev. Lord Alexis Victoria Mason also know as #AlexisMason on December 20th, 2022.
As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......
The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....
Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....
That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......
The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....
Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....
That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
They are making a sequel to "Frosty the SnoWoman" i wonder if she'll turn into a puddle this time.....
Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....
I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....
Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....
I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....
Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
by #AlexisMason December 20, 2022
Get the Frosty the SnoWoman mug.Vampires that suck semen instead of blood.
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Cumpires can be either male or female.
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California is full of Cumpires.
Cumpires hang around gay bars.
#AlexisMason is a Vampire and not a Cumpire
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Cumpires hang around gay bars.
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by #AlexisMason October 2, 2023
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I don't have time to watch the movie........i'll just Google what the #RewindGirl thinks about the movie......
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by #AlexisMason October 29, 2022
Get the #RewindGirl mug.#AlexisMason is the #QueenOfDiamonds also known as Rev. Lord Alexis Victoria Mason in the Underground Game World. Born on April, 11,1988 from a suburb of Detroit Michigan.
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